Look, the only thing BAD about being an immortal... is dating an immortal... NOTHING lasts forever, i dont care what you lovey dovey mortals think. grow the hell up, you only live around 100 years, MAX. Why the hell are you talking about forever? 97% of every school kid that says "oh my god baby i want you forever" is going to be mind fucked when they realize how stupid they were. but no, they will only realize that AFTER its over... typical.
But no, us immortals are stuck seeing each other LITERALLY for forever. Its like a curse.... the damn curse wont go away ! You know what, to all of you women out there... let me speak the mind of all men out there in your world... "STOP FUCKIN WITH MY HEAD!" Seriously, its sucks... im stuck seeing gracie for the next... FOREVER. and your over there crying becuse your girlfriend moved away and you might not be able to see her for a few years... oh boo hoo! shut the helll up and wipe your tears away. its s few years. and TRUST me, you and her will move on. First it will be "oh hun i cant talk just now im busy" then it will be "he um... im going to go hang out with someone, ill call you back"... then step three is "hi, i cant do this anymore, i just... i dont feel it anymore" then she hangs up the phone, and calls her new man. now DONT act like that hasnt happened before! everyone has experienced it. But you mortals take it to seriously.
Gracie... i loved her. No, not your little puppy love. "i love you! we've been together for a month! we must be ment to be!" Oh shut the hell up! makes me sick.... i knew gracie for 223 years before we went out... it was amazing. im not your sappy lovey dovery guy, but this girl had me shaking at my knees! then after 182 years together.... I walked in on her and another man. Guess who the man was? Yeah, my father.
Oh yeah, dad raised me well didnt he. "son, treat your women with respect, and dont you dare cheat on her you got that boy!" Haha. easier said then done for my dad.... So i kicked her out of my life. But i still see her every day..... every time it brings back memories.... like of how i walked in on her ass! and it always brings back such.... such emotion... such feelings... like how i wanna fucking kill her.
Yup, i know, my heart is just a bundle of joy. But thats not the problem, the PROBLEM is that my dad still dates her... Because my dad is a hoe , and has 7 wifes. Why couldnt he just keep six, and let me have mine??? but nope, he just had to have a 7th woman in bed....
Welll! Say goodbye to gracie everyone! dont forget to let her know of her whoreish actions, and how much i hate her :) oh and if you ever see her, tell her Ryan said hi. and tell her Ryan ALSO said bye
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A Pain in the Ass: In the Mind of an Immature Immortal
HumorDO i really need to explain this to you? the title isnt enough? wow, you really do need help... but ill do it, because im "nice"... So, this story , or collection of stories, is about my thoughts about people. whether it be people you know, or peopl...
