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Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room

Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos

Gemini: sucks and math

Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night

Leo: spends all their money on food

Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak

Libra: has an amazing ass

Scorpio: really wants to adopt five dogs

Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic

Capricorn: has the worst memory ever

Aquarius: believes in alien

Pisces: likes to perform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk 

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⏰ Last updated: May 09, 2017 ⏰

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