My buttwings soon flew into the open air in the closed indoors. Why must I live the way? My mother likes to eat breakfast for dinner...my father hates eating his own toes...Why is my life like this?
Introfucktion
Well, annyeohaseyo, sorry just speaking random Asian languages. Yeah, I know, I'm kind of the best alien in the-whole-entire-world. My best butterfly-monster-cute-thingy is Ayvah. Usual names are like, Buttcheeks-are-my-favourite-friends, so she kinda stands out in the crowd, that's why I like her. I don't have any other friends, they are all peasants and I'm a Queen so, fuck them. Just kidding, just kidding. (fuckthemall) Obviously I didn't say fuck them all, I said fuck the mall, so fuck you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, YOUR MUM. Ugh, yeah, I said Mum. BECAUSE I'M FROM THE UK, YAH BISHHH....................................................sorry.
Anyways, as I was saying, I'm the Queen, so obviously I'm the-most-popular-girl-in-the-school. I have many girlfriends, I MEAN BOYFRIENDS WAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pineapples. Yes. This is a logical-unicorn explanation.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK ME HARDER DADDY.
I mean, wat..................................................................................................halp. I has no friend-ys.
"Peanut butter"
"Yes. I thought this too."
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A random story because, WHY NOT. ; }
De TodoHi, sorry about me not having any friends inside your mother, it's just my reality. Ava, stop eating the cat.
