When they want to do "it"
BTS: as your boyfriend
JIN
SeokJin~
Babe, i want u now.
You
Right now?
SeokJin~
Yep. right NOW. At my house.
You
Okay.
SeokJin~
Yay!
NAMJOON
NamDick
Babe, what's my nickname on ur phone?
You
BbyNamNam.
NamDick
Why da fuck u lying bish?
You
Huh?
NamDick
I see u mothafucka
You
Where?
NamDick
U want dis dick?
You
N-No.
NamDick
Then why's my name NamDick?
You
How do you know?
NamDick
I dunno, how about search around da room?
You
You lil' shit, u scared me.
NamDick
Hehe ...
You
Guess, u want me?
NamDick
Yea.
You
B-But I ain't ready.
NamDick
Let me in. I'm gettin' horny let me in. Hurry. This dick is getting bigger.
You
What did u do anyways?
NamDick
I though about u.
You
Aish, dis kid.
YOONGI
MinSUGA
B-Babe
MinSUGA
Im having a boner
MinSUGA
Can u solve it?
MinSUGA
Plzzz?
You
U little shit, u woke me up. I guess we exchanged souls rn, fine come home my fluff, i'll solve that.
MinSUGA
Yay!
HOSEOK
PervertedAngel
Kitten~
You
Yes?
PervertedAngel
Can I suck that?
You
Ukieeee~
PervertedAngel
Yay, I love u.
You
I love u too.
