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When they found out that you're pregnant
BTS: as your boyfriend

                         JIMIN
CHimHOe
Baby!

You
W-What?

CHimHOe
You did something wrong, but I don't wanna punish you.

You
What did I do again?

CHimHOe
Y-You don't know?

You
N-No, How am I suppose to know dat?

CHimHOe
So, you don't know dat ur pregnant and I know.

You
Haha, you-- YOU KNOW?!

CHimHOe
Duh...

You
I mean, I'm NOT pregnant.

CHimHOe
Why the fuck u lying?

You
😏😏😏

CHimHOe
What's dat face?

You
Why u always lyin'?

CHimHOe
Oh, I know.

CHimHOe
Mmm, oh my gawd.

(A/N: I F  U  D O N ' T  G E T  I T . . . * R E G R E T S *)

CHimHOe
Am On Mah Way Bish.

You
Yeah, yeah, arasseo. Bye chimhoe~ i love you.

CHimHOe
I love you too~ SAY I LOVE YOU TO OUR BABY~

You
The baby said I HATE YOU TOO~

CHimHOe
*sighs*

                     TAEHYUNG
Cypher5bishes
Babe, you didn't told me that ur preggy.

You
R u gay?

Cypher5bishes
No.

You
Then why you said "preggy"? Instead of "pregnant".

Cypher5bishes
IM EXPIRMENTING OKAY!

(A/N: Is the spelling right? It took my 5 minutes.. But I give up.)

You
Whatever..

Cypher5bishes
So ur pregnant?

You
Yeah 🙃

Cypher5bishes
Then all of the food is mine.

You
Nope! ITS MINE!

Cypher5bishes
Nu-uh! Open the door N O W !

You
Uh oh...

                     JUNGKOOK
GUK
BABY! i'm so happy! T^T

You
I'M PREGNANT! SURPRISE!

GUK
I know dat, that's why im happy you hoe.

You
I guess my surprise is ruined. Lmao.

GUK
It's not, even tho I texted first, It's still a great surprise. Thank you baby.

You
Awe~ ur welcome. Imma eat now.

GUK
What are u gonna eat?

You
Chips?

You
Aw shit, I accidentally clicked it.

GUK
LITTLE MISSY! UR NOT ALLOWED TO EAT JUNK FOODS! ITs BaD FoR OUr BaBY! R U KILLING THE BEAUTIFUL HUMAN?! ITS A MASTERPIECE THAT WE MADE!

You
*sighs* here. we. go. again.

GUK
UR GROUNDED!

You
Bish, Ur ain't my parents. U have no rights to ground me.

GUK
Ryt.. But still, do junk foods allowed for you. Only for me.

You
NOOOOOPE! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED! DO YOU WANT TO GET SICK? WHAT WILL I DO WHEN U DIE HUH? ARE U GONNA LEAVE US ALONE?! HELL NO!

GUK
Lmfao, the demon is back again~~~

You
BITCH?

You
Bitch.

You
I AIN'T A DEMON! IM A HUMAN!

GUK
I know dat, I ain't stupid enough.

You
Right, go home now. i cooked food for you ~

GUK
Dis girl is moody.. 😂

GUK
Okay, bye baby. i love you~

You
I love you too ~

(A/N: *regrets* I should've updated 10 years ago.. WELL, SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING!)

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