the warrior and the mage

Stupid Ass Dragon

ok here we go sorry it took so long im having house hold problems 

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kas p.o.v 

i was getting packed up excited to get going to go to the ends of nirn with this warrior of old he watched me with i can only guess an impatient look under that demonic helmet.i finally finessed packing i slung my pack behind me and turned around looking at him. he used his foot to push himself off the wall he was leaning on and stood up straight.

karloc: ready to go?

i nod my head and he walks out the door 

karloc p.o.v      Thank the nine we are finally getting out of that cramped ass house now that I got a Mage with me he can help out with magical proplems not saying I'm completely useless with magic I know a few restoration spells and a couple destruction magicks. But I'm mostly adept in thumes or souts as some like to call them. notice I said adept I'm still finding new ones every day.

Kas p.o.v I have to admit I'm going to miss this house even though I just moved into it not to long ago I just stare at his back as we walk I start wondering were we are going first. I'm sure he has a exciting adventure bound for us I mean he is the dragon born after all the jharls (I think I spelled that right please tell me if I did) have to be giving him top priority and dangerous missions if he is as powerful and skilled as I hear them say. I decide to ask him about some of the rumors and see if they have eny  truth to them.

Hey Karloc can I ask you a question?

Karloc:.you just did

I mentally facepalm when he said that

OK karloc are the rumors they talk about true?

Karloc: witch ones?

All of them. he stops and thinks about it for a second

Karloc:I can walk with you and Talk about my adventures and my exploits for years on end and never come close to telling them all so your going to have to narrow it down for me we start walking again.

I just walk and think about them I realize he just told me he is open book waiting to be read.

*pulls out a book and hands it to Karloc* is that one true?

Karloc: what's this? Fifty shades of scales?

He opens the book to a random page and starts reading after a few seconds he stops dead in his tracks and yells at the top of his lungs

Karloc: OH DAH VING I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU  STUPID ASS DRAGON

I try my hardest not to laugh as I realize the contents of that book were indeed genuine. He stuffs the book into one of the endless pouches that the college of whinterhold makes. After that he looked at me

Karloc:what are you laughing at!?

I started laughing some more

Ahh hahahahah Oh hah ahhhhh I'm sorry it just that book the detail I didint know dragons were that flexible
He just shakes his head

Karloc:well I guess that does more damage on his part now he is going to be known as a nord lover eh?

Ya I guess so enyways what was one of the most idiotic of missions that you have gotten so far?

Karloc: the one were jharl siddger of falkreath ordered me to join him in bed he was scared of getting assassinated when he got a death threat. Of course the only reason I agreed to was because of the giant coin purse he waved in front of my face.(siddger x karloc fiction? Maby?)