Signs when stubbing their toe

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Aries: FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Taurus: *looks down, keeps walking*

Gemini: *criez* *goes to hospital* I did this when I was in 5th grade and I showed up to school with crutches...

Cancer: ....MOOOOOOOM!

Leo: *misses* Ha! 2 fab 4- *stubs toe by other object* fuck...

Virgo: *looks at bleeding toe, starts hopping on one foot* don't get blood on floor, don't get blood on floor....

Libra: *looks over to wall and contemplates on life*

Scorpio:...ouch... *secretly cries inside*

Sagittarius: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! *hops back, hits wall* FUCKING SHIT!!! *falls face first onto table* FUUUUUCCCKK!!! *rolls on floor while holding on to toe* FUCKING FUCK SHIT!!!

Capricorn: Oh, sorry.... wait, you're a box   trust me, my friend has done this once before

Aquarius: *starts cussing at whatever they bumped into and blames it on the object*

Pieces: SCCREEEEEEEEEEEE-

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