Join Jhon Greene on a magical, mystical journey through fairyland, where flying rainbow ponies exist and like to eat floating cereal. Also, lots of chocolate covered in shiny yellow in the shape of a coin is collected by Jhon Greene, who has a fetis...
Gabreeilla: right, so, before you actually get to reading this . . . whatever you want to call it, first know that we pretty much don't own any of the main characters, all rights go to their original creators (John Green, JK Rowling, etc.). If you have any complaints about anything, message us, or complain to @UncleSamtheMatrixMan if you are offended. He won't let us change anything.
Dedicated to John Green, the inspiration for this "Non-Parody Parody".
Gabreeilla: whatever that means. Also, I apologize for any mental scarring you may soon experience.
Alun: Gabreeilla, you forgot to mention that all mistakes found in this book are 100% guaranteed made by UncleSamtheMatrixMan and the readers should hate on him only.
Delaney: Accurate^^ Just a warning, @UncleSamtheMatrixMan is extremely offensive, so don't say we didn't warn you.
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