I'm Nathaniel and this is my story.
Now that's a wonderful sentence to write on the very first page on this noteboook. Hmm, I see. Maybe this notebook is called something else. It's not just 'The Notebook' that is a novel's title. Diary perhaps? UGH NO. That's a girly thing to do. No. Surely not a diary. I can't imagine being asked "What's that in your hand?" and replying "Oh, it's my diary" THAT WOULD SUCK.
Memoirs? Meh. Too Formal.
"What art thou in thy hand, young sir?"
" 'Tis be my memoirs, fine lady"
HAHAHA. NO. But that would be cool though. 'The memoirs of Nathaniel Kleinshipe'
I feel like I should write with a fountain pen. Oh, and using a monocle whilst writing. That'll probably include wearing a tuxedo and pretending it's the 1920s.
What should I call it, then? Ugh. 'Nathaniel's diary but not quite called a diary'?
I need to write down how I feel otherwise I would look like a guy with IMS.
Oh, IMS stands for Irritable Male Syndrome. It's like a girl's PMS but no blood.
WAIT. WHY AM I HAVING AN INNER DEBATE ABOUT WHAT TO
CALL THIS NOTEBOOK ? AND WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF IN FRONT
OF THE MIRROR?
