Good Night

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Ok I have a head ache right now. I just had Chinese food at a restaurant, I'm gunna go to bed now but here are some jokes.

 I just had Chinese food at a restaurant, I'm gunna go to bed now but here are some jokes

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Lol I just fell outta bed coz I thought a spider was on it.... La la la.

Gelding: What a nice day to day! Ohh is that a butterfly? *Steps forward*
Human: OW! @&$!#%*
Gelding: OH MY GOODNESS IM SO SO SORRY! MEDIC GET SOEM ICE HERE! IM SO SORRY WHAT CAN I DO TO GET CARROTS AGAIN?

Mare: If you can't ride, I don't have to work. Hmmm "Oh a pretty flower" *Purposely steps awkwardly *
Human: You BITCH! $&@!%*¥^^
Mare: Whoopsy  daisy

Stallion: I can be a jerk because every one expects me to be one! *Bites owner and steps on foot*
Human: Oh well someone's extra jerky today. *Looks around* Oh wait a mares over there. Act like a gentle man for once!
Stallion: Damn I always have to work.

 Act like a gentle man for once!Stallion: Damn I always have to work

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I just really like this one for some reason, it doesn't even have a filter

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I just really like this one for some reason, it doesn't even have a filter.

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