Ok I have a head ache right now. I just had Chinese food at a restaurant, I'm gunna go to bed now but here are some jokes.
Lol I just fell outta bed coz I thought a spider was on it.... La la la.
Gelding: What a nice day to day! Ohh is that a butterfly? *Steps forward*
Human: OW! @&$!#%*
Gelding: OH MY GOODNESS IM SO SO SORRY! MEDIC GET SOEM ICE HERE! IM SO SORRY WHAT CAN I DO TO GET CARROTS AGAIN?Mare: If you can't ride, I don't have to work. Hmmm "Oh a pretty flower" *Purposely steps awkwardly *
Human: You BITCH! $&@!%*¥^^
Mare: Whoopsy daisyStallion: I can be a jerk because every one expects me to be one! *Bites owner and steps on foot*
Human: Oh well someone's extra jerky today. *Looks around* Oh wait a mares over there. Act like a gentle man for once!
Stallion: Damn I always have to work.I just really like this one for some reason, it doesn't even have a filter.
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Turning Point: My horse and Life Journal
Non-FictionThis is my journal of my horse life and anything to do with animals, wether that my dog trying to catch rabbits or horses escaping! My life is pretty boring do I will through in some interesting stuff along the way! This has started May 2017! Highes...