Tales of a Ninja Magician: Of What Defines Us

Sob Stories for Everyone

"Othello G"! Masen-Z yelled out in great joy as his friend's well-timed appearance had saved him from taking a considerable blow, which could have, for all intents and purposes, wrecked his Gear-Man suit completely or even damaged the real soft and fleshy Masen inside of the puppet armor.

Lithia clenched her fists angrily, this was probably the first display of real human emotion that the young lady had shown over the past hour. Visibly distressed she looked down on her teammate trying to maybe see a twitch or any other sign that he wasn't completely out and yet nothing of the sort came her way – both Kidenshi Inuzuka and Chominu Akimichi have been eliminated, effectively ending Team Walnut's participation in the Chuunin Exams.

Another, much younger than the middle aged Othello G, kunoichi appeared besides him, walking out into the field of vision of everyone from behind her tall and bulky teammate. She also looked quite flamboyantly with her full-body yellow and pink tights separated with white streaks that made her suit look almost hi-tech in its motifs.

"You heard Othello, Masen. What the heck's going on here?" the young lady, previously referred to by Masen-Z as Sunny Lee, spoke up.

"I apologize, allies, it is because my new friends were attacked by these three foul competitors that I was forced to use the Gearbeam"! Masen-Z bowed his head apologetically, his attitude towards these two appeared almost submissive, as if these two held a certain degree of subordination over Masen-Z.

"Well, two of your friends are down, I suggest you scram, Uchiha. I'm in no mood for your typical gloating so if you stick around I may break your bones as well", Othello-G pointed at Lithia who just arrogantly turned her head and started moving back into the parts of the cave where she came from, leaving her teammates behind. It was then that the muscular wrestler turned his eyes down to see Kiyomi geeking out over his stature and presence, little stars in her eyes and drooling included in the total package.

"Ummm... I dunno what's your shine, but you're freaking me out", Othello G raised his pink shades revealing deep blue eyes underneath. While they looked rather unnatural given his dark complexion, it was within the range of what cosmetic medical ninjutsu could achieve in a strong ninja village such as the Kumogakure given the right amount of money.

"Othello G from CWF!" Kiyomi shrieked out.

"I think she's a fan or something", Sunny Lee turned her head sideways trying to examine the odd symptoms of the Yamanaka genin.

"Ugh, I don't really care about all that stuff, she can shove the groupie shit way up", Othello G grumbled out after his face twisted and he shoved his palm into Kiyomi's face forcing her to fall down on her butt, even as she was humbled and rejected by her beloved wrestler, the girl's geeked out expression remained the same.

"I personally think it is awesome", Masen-Z laughed out as he lifted and swung around his bulky armored arm on which Meiko hung, trying to shake her off. The girl's arms and legs wrapped around it like a those of a monkey gripping at a fruit tree. The blacksmith was overly obsessed examining the exposed and damaged suit's inner workings.

"Fans are a nuisance. One thing twenty years in the biz has taught me is that fans make no sense. They cheer and boo like sheep, collectively one after the other and their behaviors can't be predicted. Their stupid voices interrupt the art I do in the ring"! Othello G flexed his impressive muscles before turning around and walking back into the cave, which he woke up in.

"Wow, he's keeping up kayfabe even outside the ring"! Kiyomi turned at Meiko with a childishly gleeful smile.

"I think he's just an asshole in real life", Meiko scratched her head in confusion after having just jumped off of the exposed parts of Masen-Z's Gear-Man suit.