Panty Problems

A Change in Perspective [part 2]

Ezio knew he likely looked idiotic. Squinty eyes. Crouched down. Looking before turning a corner. Very suspicious. There was no other way to be sure he was not seen though. He avoided the main hallways to avoid any confrontations, but that didn't stop him from running into Altaïr- no, like, literally running into the man. Not his fault honest! Altaïr was sprinting down the halls in only jeans and a tee. It couldn't be avoided as his cousin was sprinting without looking, very peculiar of him. "Woah! And what's gotten into your ass? Fire? Ants?" He paused. "A dick?" The glare received would've killed anyone who was wise enough to not poke a bull, it only provoked a smirk from Ezio.

"Go die slowly." Altaïr growled.

"Ow, I feel the love cuz. Now, really, what's gotten you running like you are?" Tense silence answered him. "Well, this is a thrilling conversation."

"It's nothing. I've just got to go somewhere. Fast." Before another word could be spoken his cousin's retreating form sprinted out of sight. What an odd occurrence...

With an impish smirk Ezio backtracked, there's a change in the plans. Recalling Altaïr's lack of a more formal attire Ezio hypothesized that his dear cousin had been in a more private setting. Likely, being that it was one of the only places that his stuck up ass would ever be informal, Altaïr was in his chambers before running (fleeing?) away.

The only problem with this is there's a higher risk in being found by Catarina. Weighing the pros and cons stops his steps. On one hand he could possibly-possibly- see what flustered his cousin but on the other getting caught by Catarina was a high probability due to her living around there too. Getting caught by her would ruin everything he's been planning. Sighing he roughly ran his fingers through his hair and leaned against the nearest wall.

To tease or not to tease, that is the question. While the danger is high, the blackmail is just oh so tempting. Well, a peek couldn't possibly hurt, right? Right. Besides, he's just a "concerned cousin" making sure everything's okay. Oh, yes, he's definitely going to get some dirt.

Crouching down once again into his ridiculous pose, Ezio snuck to the private dorms where only the masters reside. The long stretch of hallway seemed to endlessly carry on and the peeling wallpaper of the old corridor soon became a good friend. By the time he reached the main area surrounded by the familiar living room and kitchenette, he felt as it he missed a few of his birthdays and a chiropractor appointment was in order.

The area appeared to be Catarina-free so far. Ezio carefully creeped toward the hallways of dorm rooms being extra careful to make no sound. A pissed off Catarina, is a Catarina that should be avoided at all costs. He was halfway between the living room and kitchenette when a throat clearing makes Ezio stiffen. Slowly turning his head, the vision of his sisters long dress came into view. Sighing softly in relief Ezio's shoulders released the tension within them as his body straighten from sneaking.

"Brother dearest, what, if I could ask, are you doing?" The sickly sweet voice of his younger sibling spoke. It's a trap! She knows exactly what we're doing! "You look like you've seen a ghost. Is something the matter, my dearest brother?" Oh yes, most definitely something is the matter. You and Catarina are going to gang up on me!

"No! Sorry, I was trying to be quiet getting to the dorm rooms. I saw Altaïr running for his life from here and figured I'd want to see what spider scared him enough to run as fast as he did I honestly didn't think there was anything that could scare him but I suppose a giant spider would scare anyone so maybe I should go take care of the spider for him hopefully it's not pregnant no one wants baby spiders around especially if they get to grow really big and ugly so I'll be seeing you goodbye sweet sister!" He pecked her on the forehead before scurrying off to the dorms. His face is heated and his heart is racing. How embarrassing! To be caught sneaking around like a thief by a younger sibling that can ruin your reputation is damaging. Nothing could make this worse!

"Good afternoon Ezio! Where are you off to now?

"Good afternoon Leonardo." Ezio flatly greeted. "I'm going to get rid of a spider, heard it's huge.."

"Oh my! Please do be careful, and make sure no remnants remain from it. I really would rather not have the knowledge that a baby spider could possibly be above my bed as I sleep."

Smiling Ezio agreed that nothing left of the "spider" would remain. Walking once more in the direction of Altaïr's room Ezio chuckled a goodbye to Leonardo. Now, Ezio should really learn not to talk before a deed is done, because now he lays on the carpeted hallway floor with a red mark on the side of his face from an angrily opening door. Right in front of Leonardo and... Catarina. Oh, joy!
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Happy Thanksgiving/Eating Day! God, I suck at updates why tf are you all reading this? 😂 Hopefully this was a good update (that was due months ago, sorry). Sadly, y'all won't know what's happened with Ezio for a while, we have to switch the POV back to its main character Altaïr for a bit. But you will see him again in the future! I know this update probably isn't much of an update for you all, sorry for that too. School takes a lot out of me and I'm stressing about getting a job. That doesn't really excuse this poor excuse of an update though and I'm rambling sorry. I'll try to be better about my uploads though!