Brittany Birch, a thirteen year old girl that had everything she wanted a hot boyfriend, the looks, the money, fame but when one life changing mistake is made she feels her whole world crumbling down and what will Jacob her boyfriend think? Find out...
"I'd like to chicken pizzas, hold the rice, I got two chicken sodas on lemon and ice, I wanna whole plate of chicken and that's real nice, when I get it I'll be happy because it'll suffice."
"Ta-da! What do you think of my new song preview called chicken Jacob? I asked him while I finished my chicken wrap.
"Well baby, get it baby? Hehe..never mind" did it get awkward in here or is it just Jacob?
"I think your song is so freaking bomb like when we ate chipotle that on-" before Jacob could finish his hot review of my new song his phone started going off to the sound of, "Ooh baby baby" he's got such a great ear for music, I mean they are the size of cantaloupe after all.
Answering the phone, Jacob walked out of the room..excuse me?!?! WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER, YOUR PHONE CALLS ARE MINE TOO!! Did I do something wrong, does he not like chicken? I could change the song, how does-
"Id like two potato pizzas, hold the rice, I got two potato sodas on lemon and ice, I wanna whole plate of potatoes and that's real nice, when I get it I'll be happy because it'll suffice" sound?
Curses! It just doesn't have that pizzas like ✨chicken✨ do you know what I'm saying? Because that song will be sure to make millions.
Finally after Y e a r s of waiting, Jacob finally walks into the room with no shirt on..
Whatt is happening to meeeeeeeeeeee.
He must have had a shower.
I bet he's a son of Poseidon, I mean his hair isn't wet?
"So, who was on the phone Jacob?" I was mad he wouldn't let me listen to his phone call, do I have to call his father again because that man can throw ice-cream like no tomorrow!
"..no one it's fine baby-
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"-it was just my ice cream loving father and then I went and had a shower, no big deal."
So he did have a shower! I am so good at guessing things, I told you I'm a geneuse!
Exiting the recording studio, obviously, we made our way to the skate park which was located right next to the candy store, I mean MAMAS GOTTA GET HER SUGAR! Jacob can't provide everything.
Sugar sticks, ring pops, chocolate frog- wait wrong fandom! Anyways, Oreos, chocolate bars, sugary treats, I'm in heaven!
So just like everyday, after I bought literally the whole store cause I'm rich like that, I went to go get Jacob so he could help me order a truck to bring all this candy home except, when I got outside he was with.....ANOTHER GIRL!!
What a funny thing? Who would have thought one of his cousins would be here?
"HONEY MUFFIN DAZZLE FAZZLE GLITTER RAINBOW PONY RAINBOW SUGAR GLITTER BABY!!! COME HELP ME WITH THIS, YOU CAN CHAT WITH YOUR COUSIN LATER!"
Trotting over here like a..sweaty deer? Jacob picked up his phone and ended up ordering the truck finally, so we could now head home.
But when we got there...I WAS SHOOK!
WHAT. IS. SHE. DOING. HERE?!?!??!??
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So I thinks it's time I do a face reveal...so here it is...
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Y'all happy now? I love the way I look because..pause for dramatic effect...
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