fifty shades of wah

im pregnant

Waluigi looks at you and sighs "I'm pregnant" you look at him in disbelief. "But we haven't had sex" you say furrowing ur eyebrows. "I know but my periods late" waluigi whispers, looking at his feet. You grab his hand and clutch it tightly. "Hey" you say, looking at him, meeting his eyes. "I love you and no matter what I'll always be here. And you know what? Maybe having a problematic whore of a child will be fun!" Waluigi sighs "I don't think it's yours". You look at him, tears forming in your eyes. "Who's is it" you whisper in disbelief. "I've never told you this but im asexual" he  looks at you and continues on when you say nothing "I'm a plant" he says standing up. He looks at you, meeting your eyes as he transforms. A tear slid down your cheek as his pale skin slowly became a bright green, his leaves falling to the floor. I look him up and down, my eyes scanning from his cement pot to his now red eyes. "Why did you keep this from me, you're-." Before I could answer waluigi interrupts. "Disgusting I know" he says. I shake my head "you're beautiful" I say. A wide smile spreads across waluigi's face.