Marlton: Shut up, it's Marlton! Jerk *opens the mystery box* wow! I got a sniper!
Misty: Nice Marley.
Richtofen: your turn Mr Russman...
Russman: Don't trust that devil but whatever. *opens the mystery box* Happy days! I got a war Machine!
Stuhlinger: No fair!
Richtofen: Stuhlinger, I got a gift for you in the box : )
Richtofen: *Opens the mystery box* Awww I got you a executioner.
Stuhlinger: My favorite! Thanks Doc!
Richtofen: Are you all happy with your toys?
Misty: Hell yeah!
Marlton: I am satisfied.
Russman: Russman is a very happy man.
Richtofen: Wunderbar! Now follow me to the Diner.
Stuhlinger: Ok.
Russman: Sure.
Misty: Sounds like a bad idea.
Marlton: I agree.
*They follow Richtofen to the diner and see the Speed Cola machine*
Richtofen: This is what I want to show you.
Stuhlinger: A soda machine?
Russman: What?
Misty: You just showed us a soda machine? Really?
Marlton: I despise sodas and sugar.
Richtofen: Nein, look *get a speed cola and drinks it* Hahaha watch this *reload his weapon faster* you see?
Misty:You reload fast? Ok?
Marlton: Quite fascinating.
Stuhlinger: I want some. *takes a drink* whoa I just learned kung foo already.
Russman: Me too. *drinks it* * BRUP* Oh, Russman feels so fast.
Richtofen: We need more perks.
Stuhlinger: We got one so far.
Marlton: It's going to take a while to find these magical potions.
Richtofen: Shut up nerd!
Misty: Hey! I don't know how many times I have to tell you to not not piss him off!
Richtofen: Cause he's a weakling nerd! How come you're defending him?
Stuhlinger: *To Russman* let's head to the garage.
Russman: Good idea, this could get ugly. *both left*
Richtofen: Grrrrr......
Misty: Grrrrrr........
Marlton: Misty please. Calm yourself. I don't want you to get hurt.
Richtofen: Ya Cowgirl, listen to you're boyfriend Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HAAAAW!
Misty: NGAHHHHH!!!! *Punch Richtofen's face*
*she sound like Undyne from Undertale*
Richtofen: OOW! THE PAIN! Feels good!
Marlton: MISTY!
Misty: *full of anger* NGAHHH!
Richtofen: Is that all you got girly girl cause I still got a lot fight in me. *smiles in pain*
Marlton: Just shut the fuck up already! Didn't you have enough?
Richtofen: I never have enough! I do not want to hurt you, but if you want to, then you will have to get hurt!
Marlton: You stay away from her you prick!
Richtofen: Grrr Fine!
Misty: Fucking Nazi.
Richtofen: *Standing in the open and pulls out his sickle and licks it*
Marlton: Creepy Fuck!
Richtofen: Aww Marlton you're now mein favorite. *Walks out of the diner *
Misty: What did he tell you Marlton?
Marlton: He...he..he said I'm his favorite? I don't know what that means......
Misty: Mmm I don't want to see you close to him. You copy?
Marlton: Affirmative......Still, I feel uncomfortable about this.
Misty: Very well.
Meanwhile with Edward outside.
Richtofen: *lickong his own blood* Hmmmm it taste like juice ya~
Stuhlinger: Yo doc, come over look what I build.
Richtofen: Hmmm What is it?
Richtofen: *Comes inside the garage*
Stuhlinger: I just build a shield!
Richtofen: A shield?
Stuhlinger: Yeah! This shield can protect our backs against the zombies.
Richtofen: Awww good job Stuhlinger, you're more smarter than that weakly nerd Marlton.
Stuhlinger: Heh heh thanks friend, you want taste it?
Causality a zombie appears
Richtofen: *Grabs the shield and pushes the zombie* Wow. This is great!
Stuhlinger: This can yours, as the general with his powerful shield, meet the great Edward Richtofen!
Richtofen: Ha Ha Ha Ha haw!
Russman: Hey doc I found a radio in the garage.
Richtofen: *Gasp* a radio? It can work for our plan.
Russman: Really? Thanks.
Richtofen: Ya.
Stuhlinger: Here ya go Russ buddy. *Hands him a shield*
Richtofen: YA! We are the best one my friends *Hugs them around the neck* Best of friends mein dear Americans.
Russman: Uhhh yeah, sure I guess.
Stuhlinger: Ha Ha.
Richtofen: Now let's check those two love birds out.
Russman: Yeah, let's do it!
The three walk inside the diner
Richtofen: Guys, Stuhlinger build a-*😨 *sees Misty on top of Marlton making out with him*
Stuhlinger: BAARUGH! *steps outside and throws up*
Russman: Oh lord.
Russman: That... was... unfortunate
Richtofen: I agree Mr. Russman BRAAUGH!
Stuhlinger: Oh God.... BRAUUGH!
Richtofen: I'll prentended that I didn't see that happen.
Russman: Agreed.
Misty and Marlton comes out, Marlton buttoning his shirt and Misty and fixing her shirt.
Richtofen: Are you two love birds finished? *he smiles at them*
Marlton: W-what do you mean freak?
Richtofen: You know a Gott damn well what I mean nerd. *winks at him*
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Richtofen and the Tranzit Crew: Role Playing
FanficThe Aventures of Richtofen and the Tranzit Crew!
