I've been told people like cats doing funny things- and while I mostly resort to licking my bum to make my owner laugh so hard it stimulates the sounds of a dying soul, I now resort to writing a book to virtually slay the humans.
So if you're reading this now, hello, and welcome to my book.
Goodbye.
YOU ARE READING
A Cat's Poetry (And Other Stuff)
RandomHere, I express my hatred for humanity and my plans for world domination. Something in which is a dangerous and serious matter, but humans find entertaining. At least cats get popular on the internet- popularity can always build my army.
