Fairy Tail Fanfiction

Welcome To The Fairy Tail

3rd chapter of Life Of An Exceed or Cat Human Whatever just please enjoy the chapterrrr

Recap

'I tought you wanna join the fairy tail right?' Natsu said while give her his infamous toothy grin

~~~~~Present~~~~~

**Narrator's PoV**

This is the magic council Era "The Fairy Tail have done it again! This time, They destroyed the entire port!" one of the magicouncil member said "What is the matter with them?" a magicouncil member said "I'm actually fun of those dimwits in their lazy fair attitude" the twin of Jellal said "they may be behave like fools but we musn't forget they are also extremely capable lot"(i dont know is it lot or not im just listening XD)"Yes that's true present the quite of qwontry (wth is qwontry idk what am I writing XDD) the member of magicouncil said "I think we should leave them be... after all if it wasn't for fools how boring will this world be..." the twin of Jellal said

**(Back to Natsu,Lucy, and Happy)**

"Welcome to Fairy Tail!" Happy said Lucy giggled "WE MAKE IT BACK ALIVE!!!" Natsu shouted while kicking the door "We're home!!" Happy said

"so I heard you've been alot in hargeon Natsu, have to go starting trou-" the kick of Natsu interrupt him "Why did you do that?!" Lucy said "YOUR LYING ABOUT THAT SALAMANDER I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT" Natsu said "DON'T GET MAD AT ME I'M NOT THE ONE TO BLAME HEREI'M JUST PASSING THE RUMOR HERE!!"the guild member said "IT WAS JUST A RUMOR?!" Then Natsu punch the guild member "Now,now, Natsu you need to ca-aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!" Happy was thrown and Natsu begins the fight in the guild. "Oh wow.. I'm actually standing inside of Fairy Tail guild home" Lucy said "So Natsu finally made it home huh?! boy with no shirt on said

This is Gray Fullbuster avery talented wizard but he tense to.. well he has a bad habbit taking off his clothes

"Gray your clothes.." a beautiful woman said drinking a beer"I don't have time for that!" Gray said

This lovely lady is Cana Alberona she hold the title 'Fairy Tail's Heaviest Drinker'

"*sigh* you see I don't take the men here because they have no class"Cana said and get the barrel of beer

"C'mere and fight me Natsu!" Gray said "Not until you put your clothes on!" Natsu said "It's only new boys are whining like a spoiled babies"a big man with white hair

This man is Elfman a muscle bound wizard who believes that all you need is solve many problem are too strong fist

"I'm a real man you want me to prove it to ya'?" Elfman said "Ican't believe his encouraging them." Lucy sweatdropped Natsu and Gray punched him "he knocked him out easily??" Lucy said "geez, it sounded like lazy around here huh?" a orange haired boy said with two girls besides him

And this is the lady killer Loke,right high at the most eligible batcherserlist(is that even a word?)

"Are you alright" said a girl "i'm only fine to protect you two" "Good luck Loke" the two girls said in Unison "He's defintely off my list...what the heck is wrong with those people theres not one same person in the whole place"hello, are you new here?" ask a beautiful white haired girl "It's Mirajane!" Lucy said while her eyes is heart shaped

And this is Mirajane a beautiful wizard who's known bikini clibe in sorcerer weekly magazine, she's currently employee in Fairy Tail

"uhmm.. don't you think we try to stop them or something?" Lucy ask "It's always like this around here I just leave the alone.." Mirajane "besides-" mirajan was cut off by a flying elfman "-it's kinda fun don't you think?" her soul is out of her body "aaaaaaaah!! Don't die Mirajane!!" Lucy said and she was pushed of by Gray and well.. Gray is not wearing his pants so,, he is completely naked... "GIVE ME BEACK MY UNDERWEAR JERK!"Gray said "Excuse me miss but can I please borrow your underwear?" Gray asked and Lucy hit him with a fan? (a/n: where did she get that?!!) "as if!!" "this guys are all sensitive woman has needs-" Loke got punched by Elfman "HM SPEAK WITH MY FIST LOKE!!"Elfman said and he was kicked by Natsu "I told you to butt-out!" Natsu said. "Aye.." Happy said. "arghh.. it's so loud so much for having a drink to relax.. that's enough you guys!! I suggest you to knock it off.."Cana said. "Oh yeah? Says who?" Gray said"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHH!!!!" Elfman said and transform his fist into a rock "you punks can be such a nuisance(its not a word i guess)Loke said "I'm ready for ya..." Natsu said "Do they always fight like this?" Lucy questioned happy "uh-huh"happy said "you don't seem worried "would you fools stop whining like a children?!" a black creature infront of them "he's huge!!" Lucy said "oh i'm sorry master i dont know your still there" mira said "did you say master?!" Lucy said "hahahahaha man, talk about you babies! Looks like I won this round!!" Natsu said and a foot landed on him "hmm..? seems we have a new recruit" master said "yes sir!" Lucy said"nice to meet'cha!" the master said "he's tiny! This little guy is reall incharge here?" Lucy asked "of course he is allow me to introduce the Fairy Tail guild master makarov!" Mira said the master jumped to the second floor and hit the wall 'I guess good landing huh?' you tought your just behind the door (a/n: you are a wizard saint and they didnt know that you are just an exceed!! isnt that nice you'll know what place you are soon :P)"*clears throat*you've gotten done it again!! you bunch of idiots just take a look how much paper works the magicouncil sent me this time! This is the biggest complains of sets yet" makarov said "however.. I say the heck with that magicouncil." then makarov throw the paper with flames