Things you never say to a girl:

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     Guys, you have to understand that girls are very delicate. We usually take everything people say seriously. There are certain things that you should never say to a girl. So guys, pay attention.

Things you should never say to a girl:

1.) Is it that time of the month?

Oh my gosh. NEVER ask a girl this question. EVER. Do you understand how rude that is? Just because a girl is moody or mad does not mean it's 'that time of the month.' Never ask if a girl is PMSing either. While we're on the topic. Please don't make fun a girl when she's on her period. You'll most likely get slapped. We'd like to see you bleed and waddle around like a f*cking penguin for a week.

2.) You look tired.

If you notice a girl isn't wearing makeup, don't tell her she looks tired. Do we suddenly need makeup to be awake? If you say this, you are pretty much saying she looks ugly. Again, we are very delicate. We don't always have time to put on make up. Honestly, it's something you guys take for granted. Do you know how long it takes to do winged eyeliner? So if you want to say this, shut the f*ck up. If you can't accept her without makeup, you sure as hell don't deserve her.

3.) What are you wearing?

You most likely do not understand the world of female fashion. If you ask a girl, "What are you wearing?" she will never wear that outfit again, ever. And chances are that she really liked that outfit. She probably spent a lot of money on that too! Cute outfit wasted. You just had to go and f*ck it up. 

4.) You're fat/ You need to lose weight.

Never, never, never, never, ever, EVER, call a girl fat. We girls are very self-conscious about our weigh. I hate when guys say things like, "Why are girls so obsessed with their weight?" And then when they see an overweight girl they say something like, "Ew, she's fat." If you straight up tell a girl she's fat or even hint it, she might end starving herself or to an extreme case: becoming bulimic. I remember one time, a guy was joking around and called me fat. I was anorexic for a period of time. So guys, watch your words. Nobody's perfect. 

5.) My ex would've...

Okay, first thing's first. In a relationship never speak of your ex. If you still have feelings for them, you can go crawly your tear-soaked a*s back because we don't want to hear it. Never compare your girlfriend to your ex. That is just rude and it can lower a girl's self esteem. We are very sensitive and if you still want your ex, bye-bye.

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