411. At least I can still smoke in my car.
412. I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.
413. If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
414. People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)
415. If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
416. I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
417. I’m better than your Ex and better then your NEXT!
418. If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
419. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
420. We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
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Englische Sprüche
RandomHey ihr!❤ Hier in diesem Buch befinden sich Englische Sprüche. Ihr könnt sie auch als Status nehmen! Aufjedenfall sind hier Sprüche von vielen verschiedenen Themen.😊 1-100: Amazing Status 101-150: Angry Status 151-190: Anniversary Status 191-240:...
