Finally Ash woke up from his long ass nap.
"Where am I," said Ash
"Your in the world of Pokemon," said Professor Oak
"Dafuq you just say," said Ash
"Oh hell no!"
"What are you going to do about it old man"
"THIS!"
Professor Oak took out a masterball that holds a Mewtwo.
"Wtf is that?" said Ash laughing his ass off.
"This is a legendary you jack ass," said Professor Oak.
"What THE FUCK?"
"Thats it boy," said Professor Oak
Professor Oak took a needle gun and shot Ash in the dick. Professor Oak was finally relived that the jackass Ash is now unconscious.
"Finally that boy named Ash is now fucking unconscious," said Professor Oak
Professor Oak thought for a second, then he took out a bat from the garbage can and smacked Ash with it.
"He better learn his lesson," said Professor Oak
After hours, Ash Ketchum woke up in his bed, then he noticed that he was late for his Pokemon. He ran out of his house to Professor Oak's office. Ash was running fast as somebody was flying a plane. Then he saw Gary, that fucking bully.
"Ash where's your Pokemon?"
"Fuck you Gary."
"Aww your jealous."
Ash moved his ass and aim it at Gary's face.
"NAGASAKI,"said Ash
Ash farted very loudly and hard. Gary flew all the way to the ocean.
Then Ash yelled,"Suck my dick Gary!"
Ash met Professor Oak and he got a odd Pokemon.
"What is this?"
Its a Pikachu jackass."
"Ok"
"Bye Ash"
"Bye"
Ash went on the route, then he saw a pretty girl.
"Damn you look sexy"
"Fuck off dude," said Misty
Automatically Ash got bitch slapped by Misty. Ash went to the Poke Center he heal up and some other shit. Now he is on his way to go to the gym.
