A boy named Ash was a woken from his mom.
Ash's mom said,"Ash Ketchum you better get to school motherfucker."
Ash said,"Ok mom calm down!"
Ash's mom said," Don't you talk shit to me mister!"
Ash said," OMG fuck you!"
After all of the fussing Ash was wiped by his mom with Ash's textbooks.
Ash rode his bike to school. When Ash arrives there was 3 guys at the bike rack, then automatically the 3 kids whopped Ash's ass. Ash went to the nurse, but she said,"You are one motherfucker Ash, this is your fucking 17th time here Ash!"
And she also said,"Like seriously what the fuck Ash?
Ash said,"Well fuck you too!"
Automatically Ash got detention.
Ash saw his friends and they had lunch with them. After lunch they all went to class, then as usual a
Ash forgot to do his homework. Automatically Ash remembered he had a homework pass, but it was ripped up since the 3 guys whopped Ash. When the teacher came Ash got his 2nd detention, then Ash said,"Fuck off!" Then Ash got his 3rd detention.
Later, when school was done Ash was ending up with 367 detentions in one day.
Ash got on his bike and rode off to home. Later when Ash was on his way, a golfer hit a ball, then the ball landed on to Ash's head.
Ash was unconscious after the ball hit his forehead. A guy named Oak picked him up and put him into his bed where he sleeps.Ash's mother talk to Oak and what happen. Ash was in his bed for a week. After another week he is still in bed. And the weeks go on and Ash is still in his bed sleeping.
After 1 year Ash is still in his bed and he missed his 10th birthday. Ash was finally old enough to join the football team. He missed a shit load of school days. He also is not getting sick for some odd reason.
Finally Ash woke up on the last day of school. He had no fights with his mother. Ash thought he is going to have a great day. And he was correct. Ash was having the best day of his life. He went to the water park and the zoo for his class field trip. After school was done, Ash was on his bike. Suprisingly, Ash had no fights at all the entire day. When he was riding his bike home, Ash was hit by a golf ball again. Oak helped him and the process starts all over again.
