Creepypasta seven minutes in heaven!

A piece of candy

A piece of candy, which means that the assclown went into the closet. You groaned as this was the one person you didn't want to deal with right now. But nonetheless I push you in the closet and close the door. Once inside you see some of his clothes and bangages to imply his there.

"Seems like I have a little pest to deal with!"he cackles as he inches towards you.

You walk backwards as your back hits the wall. Right when he was inches from your face. He goes down on one knee, you being completely scared of what his able to do. He picks your shirt up to revile your stomach. Now you were scared out of your mind you tried moving your legs to kick him in the face but it felt like they were held together with stone shoes. He smiled and then.

You closed your eyes awaiting dead like they were an old friend......but it never came. Instead a funny vibration followed, you couldn't help but laugh your butt off. You opened your eyes and saw that laughing Jack was giving you a raspberry on your stomach. Outside everyone heard you howl with laughter. I smiled as I knew this would happen. Gwen obviously showing complete horror knew that when he does that to her he might bite her by mistake. Eyeless Jack and Jeff had to hold her back from going to the door and kicking laughing Jack in the face.

Once the seven minutes where up laughing Jack stopped got up and walked away like as if he were a machine. You still having some fits of giggles stumped out having me and Splendy help you up back to the hat.

That when you pulled out..........