Creepypasta seven minutes in heaven!

A Waffle

You pulled out a frozen waffle. I looked over at Toby as he was too busy bothering Masky. Everyone else looked over at Toby as Jeff the asswhole I mean Jeff laughed his butt off. You shrugged it off and walked to the closet. I sighed and grabbed Toby by the back of his collar and dragged him to the closet. At the same time he tried to poke me while saying.

"HEY JASMIN WHATCHA DOING DRAGGING ME TO A CLOSET DO YOU REALIZE YOU DONT HAVE FEELINGS FOR JACK AND YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME?!"my eye twitched and slowly turned orange when he said that.

I literally threw him straight to the closet slamming the door in the process as Jeff still howled in laughter.

In the closet, you processed what was happening. Toby rubbed his head and looked around only to lock eyes with you.

"OH HIYA?!"he yelled annoyingly.

"Um.....hi?"you said awkwardly.

"MY NAMES TOBY BUT THE OTHERS CALL ME TICCI TOBY?!"

You knew that obviously he was ticci Toby you thought this guys was an idiot......no wait that's an insult to idiots everywhere it's clear his insanely idiotic.

"Hey are you okay?"Toby said softly as you studied what kind of species he could be because he clearly isn't human.

"Yeah!"was all you could say.

Toby shrugged it off and sat down on the floor acting more and more like a homicidal idiot than ever. You still couldn't grasp what Toby was or worse what he was hiding behind his mask guard.  Curiouser and curiouser, that mask guard seemed to be the only thing on you mind as you kept staring. Toby didn't pay no mind to your staring since he was lost in space.

"Hey can I tell you something?"he asked.

"Yeah?"you said.

"Why do people always portray me as the gullible idiot in these fanfics jasmin writes?"you were now super confused as Toby had just broke the FUCKING FORTH WALL AGAIN?!

"Uh.......wha-?!"

"It's like the situation like this I mean your just a character in a story what if theirs some unknown force out there watching us and looking I-into our m-minds!"his twitches started to kick in as he continued breaking the forth wall.

You were now super creeped out as you waited for the door to open.

"Hey it's not too bad being a character in a story at least part of the story doesn't go bad or terribly wrong right narrator?"and just like that Toby fucking broke the forth wall never will it ever be fixed due to Toby's stupid assumptions!!!

"Hey that's not nice narrator?!"he looked up and talked to a disembodied voice.

You could not talk anymore and walked out of the closet and left Toby there everyone smacked their faces in their palms at Toby nonsensical remarks about a disembodied voice named narrator.

I sighed as you went back to the hat and pulled out a.......