Cutie-Pie [Pilot AU]

|Chapter 1|

Hocus glared down at the much smaller robot before moving his glance to the woman before him, urking a brow up. "...Are you serious, Mary?"

"I am very serious, Hocus." The ringmaster frowned, patting a hand on the small figure's shoulder next to her. "I went through a lot to get him just for you because I am not going to deal with a grumpy pants in this circus."

The magician rolled his eyes, taking another look at the second robot standing in the room.

"I got him made for your likings, and I know you like robots smaller than you. Do not lie." Mary hummed, smiling again. "He's from a company that makes spouses, but he can just be your friend if you want him to be."

"I dont think I want to be anything with him more than just mutuals." He whined. "I dont like this idea whatsoever. You can take him back." There was something hurting in his chest when he heard the robotic spouse whimper after hearing his words.

"Just give him a chance at least, Hocus. You need a friend around here...that isn't me because I'm not going to be here forever." Her words spoke the truth, seeing that just the other day her doctor confirmed that she wasn't going to have much time to live, another month or two at the least if she's lucky. Mary hasn't told the tall robot what she had, not yet, and he assumed it was going to stay that way.

"Mm..Fine." Hocus rolled his shoulders a bit as he let out an exasperated sigh. "Only because you haven't pulled the puppy eyes yet."

The female ringmaster smiled at his cooperation, giggling. "His name is Yesman, but he liked to be called Yessie by his friends." There was a shoulder movement to indicate a nudge towards him along with a wink.

"Hi!" Yesman greeted with a proud smile, waving to the magician. It was really when Hocus could observe what he looked like; the small robot adorned pie-eyes, somewhat like Cutlass', he wore a green shirt decorated with white polka-dots, and black suspenders with dark shoes to go with it. Everything screamed 'lover' from him, even with the way he spoke, and if the other didn't know any better, he was blushing.

"Hello." Hocus looked away awkwardly, not really wanting to make eye-contact with Yesman. "I'm Hocus."

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Rewriting chapter 2 bc it was shit
I like spouse yessie leave me alone

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