Overdone Book Titles

The Other Potter

(Harry Potter Fandom stuff)

If you absolutely loathe Harry Potter and would never read it even if it was the only thing you had with you on a desert island [like some I know and met on this site :( ] swipe, and to the next chapter you go.

Wtf

WHAT IF THIS SHIT I JUST STEPPED IN?

I VALUE THE BIRD CRAP THAT I HAD ON MY FINGER LAST FRIDAY OVER THIS PEICE A UNORIGINAL TURD PILE

ALL BECAUSE YOU DECIDED YOUR BRAIN WAS SUDDENLY RETIRED AND YOU PUT UP A BIG FAT

OUT OF ORDER

SIGN OVER IT AND LOCKED UP ALL OF THE ACCESS YOU HAD TO THE BRAIN AND LOST THE KEY JUST LIKE YOU LOST THE PLOT WHEN DECIDING THE TURD PILES NAME!

Jerry would've been far better.

I'll ram the Other Potter up your arsehole.

I mean, prodding the turd with a stick, I don't see any originality lurking in there anywhere.

Ew.

I have shït on a stick.

*Screams battle cries*

*chases after every author that ever used that title ever with the poop stick and makes sure they get a long line of poop smudge across their face*

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