Noise Complaints

ii

Just as Ian sat down after a long day of work, there was a knock at his door.

"You've got to be kidding me." At his door was his new neighbor in all his glory, holding a large, crumbled cake with a messy "I'm sorry" written in icing on top. The asswipe had the nerve to check Ian out, smirking at him the entire time.

"I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for being an asshole." The mans deep voice was captivating to Ian. With Joji just standing in front of him smiling and talking, he couldn't really remember how to speak. "It's just that creativity usually strikes late at night, and with the job I have it's pretty much impossible to be quiet."

Then Ian remembered what the guy was apologizing for and felt anger flowing through him again. He opened his mouth to speak, but Joji kept going and Ian couldn't bring himself to interrupt.

"You'll be happy to hear me promise I will never keep you up at that time of night again," he said with a grin. Ian thought the guy looked like he was stifling laughter, but the grin made his stomach turn so he let it slide.

"Well thanks, I guess," Ian replied, holding his hands out for the dilapidated cake. Feeling better, he reentered his apartment and placed the cake in the middle of his counter. After watching tv for a little while he went to bed, ready for the first good night's sleep in weeks.

. . .

It was three in the morning when the noise started this time. At first Ian thought he woke up because he was so used to not sleeping, but then he heard the banging and screaming. This can't be fucking real. Please tell me I'm dreaming, he thought, sitting up and trying to convince himself not to go over to that man's apartment and murdering him right then. He couldn't believe the audacity this guy had! While he did keep his promise and was loud after the allotted time of one to three a.m., it was still three in the fucking morning and Ian had enough. He went to the kitchen and threw that god damned "apology" cake in the trash, formulating a plan to get back at his asshole neighbor.

A/n: I don't have many pics of the Boys™ but I'll probably just add random pics of them each chapter lol
Also I'm sorry that the chapters are so short but I have trouble with that lol