Weird dreams I've had

#2 cows

Okay, I legit spent a good bit of time laughing after I woke up. This is kinda a short one, but it's worth it so sit down and shut up children, auntie Kayla has a story to tell.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------this happened a few days ago, but it's funny and it feels like it should be included.
Okay, this is what I get for falling asleep in the middle of the day on the couch: in the dream, my sister, my mom, and I were doing work outside. And we had been for a while. Eventually when we got done, I was super dirty because that's just how yard work is where I live. 😂 my mom told me to go out back into the field, and use an old tub we had to wash off in. So I began waking away from the house, and soon I arrived at the tub. (It is basically a glorified kiddie pool, but it's for cows to drink out of if it hasn't rained, and it's made of thick black rubber. And if I were to sit in it and the water was full it would come up to my shoulders.) it was under some trees, so nobody could see me. It wouldn't matter if the trees weren't there though, because It was a long walk back to the house. (Which btw if your wondering why I didn't just go in to shower, it's because I was extremely covered in dirt and crap, and usually when one of us is dirty from workin' outside we gotta wash outside. But no judgement this is a dream-)

So I stripped down, and got in the tub. I was washing off, when I had the sudden urge to look up. It was weird, I was just looking at the top of the tree, which was kinda close to my head. Anyway, I  was  going to look back out over the fields, but something was blocking my way. A cow. I thought my pops had moved them to another field as we often did, but I guess not. It was just this one cow though. It was literally just standing at the tub, staring at me, and somehow, I can remember what I said. "..what's up brah?" (LIKE THAT THE HECK AM I HIGH?) and to which, the cow literally screamed at me. IT SCREECHED. It wasn't like a cow noise, this was legit the sound of a man erupting from a cow.  So naturally, I friggin' got up outta that water and began booking it across the field,  and the cow was chasing me. So here am, butt naked, STREAKING THROUGH A FIELD WITH A COW CHASING ME.  I kept running, and I passed my uncles house (its right by one of the main fields-) who was just hanging his laundry outside as he often does, and he stopped to freaking laugh at me. So this made me even more pissed, and I tried running faster, but fell in a huge pile of cow crap. I got up, and ran to the house. I freaking busted that door open, to which I was mortified to see my mom, three sisters, and some old ladies from church sitting at the dining room table. And there I stood, covered in crap, soaking wet, and I was breathing like I couldn't get air in properly from running so fast. They legit all just stared at me, and one of my sisters (twin) began laughing a little bit, and my older sister punched her in the arm. I didn't even care at this point, I had let myself go. I just walked back into my room and chilled out, regretting my life decisions..
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I hope y'all enjoyed that lol, I woke up on the couch after that, and began laughing like I was insane 😂 I'll never forget how my brother looked at me, he must have thought I was going completely mad XD
Welp, that is all and I'm afraid I must go now. I shall return-
Not that it matters pffft, okay bai