I Hate My Neighbor

Anna's POV-

Hola! Just kidding, I don't speak spanish. I wish though! Anyways, my name is Julianna. Say it with me class: Jul-ee-aaa-naa.

I have blazing green eyes and dark,dark,dark,DARK brown hair. Sometimes I say weird and random things. AND: I'm 17. Well, that's all you need to know about me right now you stalker.

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"Hurry up you beef eating monkey!!!!!!" I yell at my best friend who AGAIN forgot his stuff.

"You can wait!!!!" Jake answers back.

Yeah whatever. I turn on Come&Get it by Selena Gomez.

"When your ready come and get it! Nanana, nanana." Yuppies, this is totally my style.

Jake doesn't come out. Ugh! I know I always take my sweet time but come on, we ain't waiting for everybody! As a wise person once said, "Ain't nobody got time for that." Who ever said that is a genius.

"Geez, what's so important anyways? Your the one who usually takes forever."

"Well, ya know I'm a girl so it's my job but today, mom said I gotta learn my manners and 'sing happy as a clam'".

Jake laughs, " I think it's 'happy as a clam' not whatever you just mumbled."

"I can mumble whatever I want Kay? Hell, I'll just mumble Winky-Jake-can-suck-a-cake and ya won't know what I'm takin' about!" I tell him.

Jake shakes his head, "you spent way too much time with that black family. What's up with that by the way?"

I laugh, "Racist much? Well, I just think it's time to spend time with people who make me happy! Sure, I'm white but ain't we all black inside? Lyin', cheatin', it all makes our heart black. And I also found out they are ma 'rents!"

"Uh, that last part what you say?" He looks at me.

"Keep your eyes on the road you damn fool!" I slap him on the head, "I said they are ma 'rents!"

"Huh? Your what?"

"'Rents"

"Who?"

"RENTS!"

"WHO?"

"Uh damn, my PARENTS!"

"I heard you! Just wanted to make you speak grammatically correct. You know that way your brain functions correctly."

"Well now ain't you a smart ass! But yeah I found out my 'rents are actually black. They adopted me when I was a wittle bitty gal! Than these 'rents came along and took me away from 'em! What racist people these days!" I huff.

"Well I'm glad they did." Jake mumbled.

Huh. Ya might be wandering, am I black? Nope de daisies! I'm as white as sugar! Maybe even whiter. I was born two months early so somehow I became white. Oh well.

"No you this your a smart ass talkin all grammarly and stuff. Well grammar ain't nothin but a better way to butter up a broken wheel, ya know?"

"Seriously! Stop talking like that! You are American! I have no idea what you are saying and it's annoying as shit!" Jake was pissed. Haha.

"Look at the road ya foo! AAAAAHHH!" Jakes steering wheel when outa control. What do ya think happens next? Yuppies! We crash into some bloody car.

Feelin nothin, I scramble to find Jake.

"Jake? Jake help me! I, I can't feel ma legs! Ma legs are gone! They became sausage weenies! Nooooo!" I start crying. I don't wanna lose ma legs! After all we've been through...!

"Shit, okay hold on Julie, I'll check on the other car. I'll call 9-1-1 as soon as I can! You hang in there!" Jake looks scared. Like, he's gonna go to jail scared. Believe me, Jake is a top notch kid who loves pop quizzes!

I look out my window and saw a red truck comin torwards me.

Well, it was nice knowing you Earth! You were a mean thing to me but I still love you!!!!

"JAKE! Help me! I see red! I don't wanna be Cupid!!!" I cry hysterically.

"Stop! That's just a fire truck, they are coming to help you out of there! Just stop moving!"

"I'm feelin drowsy. Bye bye earth." I say as I fall into darkness.