I Hate My Neighbor

Focus..pocus

I had a dream.

No seriously, I had a dream. I was watching two guys fight. One of them was the cute guy, the other one was the CUTE cute guy. A brunette chick was laughing and peeing her pants. Literally. You could see the yellow spreading farther down on her white pants. Orange started blending in. Somebody was on their period. Can somebody say GROSS?!

Anyway, I was yelling at them. "Josh! Jake! Stop it! I don't want to be responsible for you guys breaking each other's necks!! Grace, shut up and change your pants before little minions start popping out."

Grace stopped. Looked at her pants. Screamed. And ran home! Oh I love Mother Earth and Aunt Flow. Simply amazing what karma can do.

The boys start yelling at each other.

"Josh, you- you're the one who cheated on Julia and YOU'RE the one who said she's a crazy bitch. I'll show you the crazy bitch. Come here asshole!" And the cute guy punched Josh.

Josh spit on the grass."Jake, man, we could've been best buddies. Fine, you want to chose some girl over our friendship, FINE!" And Josh kicked Jake in the face. Jake..

JAKE! HIS NAME IS JAKE AND JAKE BECAME MAD AT ME BECAUSE I CALLED HIM JOSH!!! I LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE MY BRAIN!

That's all I remember from my dream. Pushing the help button, a nurse runs in.

"What's the matter?! Do you feel dizzy?! Does anything hurt?" He looks at my knees.

"No, no, everything's okay! Could you call in Jake please? I just remembered something I had to tell him."

"If you remember something you have to tell Dr.Wakkers. She can help remember more." Ready to call her, I stop him.

"That won't be necessary because you see, butterflies and balloons is all I remember. Never more! I need Jake. If he isn't the next person to walk in, I will create eternal misery as long as you work here." I blink innocently at him.

He sighs, "You know what? Fine. I'll call that boy in. I am giving you 15minutes, tops."

"Don't you worry! No tops will be necessary."

"Your top better be on missy. And leave the door open."

"Aye, aye dad." I roll my eyes.

Not a minute later, the cute guy walks in. " I remembered your name. It's Jake. We were best friends with Josh and Grace until you guys started fighting. I remember that." Jake stares long and hard at me. "Umm, you know we only have about 13 minutes left? Than you have to leave."

"Tell me this Julianna. Why would you ever think that Josh and I would ever become friends? I tolerated Grace. I told you I will not stand for another guy to take care of you. And Josh didn't even do that. He used you like a paper towel. Environmentaly, that is a waste of your life you will never get back. Tell me. ANSWER ME!" Jake starts yelling.

"I- I- I don't know." I start tearing up, " I d-d-don't remember."

Jake walks over and wipes my tear. "We were best friends Juliana. Now, I don't know what we are. Our lives are messed up."

"Well I plan on organizing it back together, once I remember everything. One question though. You used to call me Julia. Now you call me by my full name. Is it because of Josh?" It was my turn to stare deep into his soul.

"Yes. It is." Jake turns and walking away he said, "Just yesterday, before the accident, I thought I was fine. Now that he's back. I'm not."

Well pop goes the weasel. Agh!