our first adventure

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Jeff is in the woods about to go kill someone, and on his way to the first house Jane pops out of a bush.

Jeff: WHAT THE HELL JANE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!!!

Jane:I want to go on our first adventure together.

Jeff: No go back to the fucking mansion, and what do you mean by "our first adventure"

Jane: our first date together Jeffyboo thats what I mean.

Jeff:JANE FOR THE FIFFTY MILLIONTH TIME IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jane:fine but one more thing

she walks over to Jeff and whispers something in his ear.

Jeff:EWWWWWWWWW SOMEONE PLEASE CUT MY DICK OFF!!!!!!

Jane told him that last night he was drunk and slept with her.

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