Markiplier x Reader one shots

Are you sure?

"Mark, can I ask you something?" You asked, looking at your friend with [e/c] eyes. 

He hummed a yes, drinking his coffee while scrolling through his phone. 

"Do you do drugs?"

He choked on his coffee, setting the cup and phone on the table and looked at you. "What?! Why would you think that?"

You shrugged, "I was re-watching some of your videos and I was watching one in particular in which you said some peeps sent emails. And in those emails they thought you were doing drugs and blah, blah. I'm just making sure."

"And even when I said I wasn't, you still believe them."

"Well I just want to make sure."

"Are you serious?"

"Yes."

"I'm not doing drugs."

"You sure?"

"Positive."

"You really sure?"

"I'm really sure."

"Really, really sure?"

"GODDAMMIT, [Y/N]! I SAID I DO NOT DO DRUGS!"

"Sure..." You said in a teasing tone, toying around with his hair, while he gave you an annoyed look. 

{Time skip brought to you by Clorox, best tasting bleach since Harambae died}

You were cooking some pancakes, though you knew it was already like what, 1 in the afternoon? No matter, you wanted to make pancakes. Deal with it. 

As you finished making around 5 of the delicious circles, you grabbed two plates from the cupboard and settled them down on the counter. You put two on one plate, and three on the other. After putting (whatever the hell you put on pancakes), you settled them down on the table and yelled, "MARK!"

Hearing a small thud come from upstairs, and a 'coming!' as well, you quickly grabbed the utensils and sat down on your side of the table and started to eat. 

"PANCAKES!" You hear a deep voice cheer, and you look up. You rolled your eyes and kept eating your own two pancakes. He sat down and started to eat, just gobbling it up. You raised an eyebrow at his piggy-like action. 

Not to mention, but his hair was all misheaved. And he wasn't wearing his glasses (it made him look adorable, you gotta admit), and it seemed like he put on a shirt quickly... 

"You sure your not doing drugs?"

"[Y/N]!"

I dunno about you but, I think I made this just too cute