Markiplier x Reader one shots

Good Ol' Mario Cart

"(Y/N)!! (Y/N)!! Wake up!!! Wake up!!" You heard Mark yell into your house. You shot up, threw a shoe at the door and yelled,
"MARK HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE???" He opened the door.
"Key on top of the door." He said calmly.
"What time is it?"
"11"
"Oh. WHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME IT'S SUNDAY??" You yelled.
"Cuz I need you for something." He whined/
"What? I am this close to ripping your head off" You covered your face with your hands.
"I need someone to do a video with."
"Why not Wade?"
"He's in New York" You groaned.
"Fiiiiinnnneee. Can I get dressed?"
"Sure dude. I'll be waiting and stealing yo food"
"DON'T TOUCH THE CUPCAKES"
"IMMA TOUCH THE CUPCAKES" He yelled, flailing his arms as he ran towards the kitchen. You quickly slipping on a shirt and pants.
"NO. THEY MAKE YOU HYPER. YOUR VIEWERS DON'T NEED THAT" You chased after him to the kitchen
"YES THEY DO!" He said through mouthful of cupcake.

When you got to his house, he opened the door and you flopped on the couch.
"You can just sit there and be sassy if you like"
"I am sassy. It's my job" You added.
"Good. Keep doing that" You throw your head onto a pillow.
"I never stopped" You crossed your arms over your chest. He picked up his laptop.
"Mario Kart" He explained.
"Oooh. Suddenly this is more interesting" You pull your head up slightly. He puts the camera on the tripod and presses record.
"Hello my name is Markiplier, and this is-"
"(Y/N)."
"She's the sassy one" You place your hand under your chin, looking up.
"And I'm damn good at it" You added. Mark nodded.
"Okay let's get started!" He said happily. You grabbed your controller and chose Bowser. Mark picked Luigi.
beep beep beep BEEP Mark and you quickly took off as you shoved his shoulder.
"Get out of the damn way!"
"Never!" After a few games, you were winning, 3 to 2. The last one would either tie it, or let you win. As you took off, you pushed Luigi into the water.
"SUCK IT MARK" you bragged. You made the final lap in first and stood up from the couch and did a victory lap around his house, arms in the air. He smiled at you being proud of your victory. You stopped moving, but kept your hands in the air, and looked at him. "what?"
"'Is funny."
"I'm still proud"
"Okay, that's allowed" You looked into the camera.
"I beat Markiplier at Mario Cart. HA!" and then you turned the camera off