Osomatsu-san x Pilipino!Reader

This is certainly... something

When italicized, it is english
When underlined, it is japanese
When normal, it is tagalog

Translation will be added if needed
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"HUSTLE HUSTLE MUSCLE MUSCLE"
The precious bean kept chanting in the background while walking funny

"Chorofapski. How long 'til we get to that Mang Inasal place you were talking about?" The idiotic leader we all know and love asked.

"It won't be too long. I think it's just around he-... I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!" The green one shouted.

Most of the Pilipinos just stared at them dumbfounded because first of all, they're causing a ruckus and second, they're speaking in a different language.

Choromatsu noticed this and apologizes to 'em nervously in filipino while bowing multiple times.

After that the Pilipinos went to their own bussiness again and pretended that never happened.

Choromatsu just signed at this and then Karamatsu laid a hand to his brothers shoulder.

" Do not worry, burazza. Let us just continue in the search of this magnificent restaurant with the Pilipinos wonderful delicacy--"
Karamatsu said while posing after every word. But, was then cut of by Ichimatsu punching him in the gut.

"Let's just go home. We'll never find it without a map and without Todomatsu phone."
Ichimatsu said looking at 'em lazily.

"uUUUUGH. Why did you have to forget about your phone Todomatsu!.. We could've been there in no time. Also, you alwaya carry your phone. Why now must you forget about it!!..." Osomatsu whined like a child at Todomatsu.

Todomatsu then looked at him pissed off and started to argue with his older brother and the other brothers joined in 'cuz.. yeh.

In the other side of town lived a person named Y/N and a man who is named as Zac.

Their cousins. Very close cousins.
But.. that doesn't mean that they don't fight over the most simplest things like-

" Dude, I told you to do one thing. One VERY IMPORTANT thing."
You said. Almost screaming at your cousin.

"I know, I know. I just-.. I boughy everything you want me to buy for dinner and I thought we still had some left!"
Zac almost screamed back.

"DUDE! I told you this morning that we DON'T have anymore fukin rice. RICE I TELL YOU!"

You 2 then argued about not having rice and shit. 'Cuz.. Rice is practically life for us Pilipinos lol.

"GUUUH! You know what! I'm gonna go out and buy some. YOU sit here and look pretty."
You said to your cousin demandingly as you stared at him grabbing his wallet furiously from him.

He just looked at you as you got out of the house and to the market where the Matsuno brothers currently are.

Back to the Matsuno's.

They are still currently fighting over the phone thing. Sometimes drifting away from whay theu were originally arguing.

They made such a ruckus that the Pilipinos just stared at 'em again. Forgetting what they wefe doing.

Some are even video taping it.

" That's it." An old lady mumbled.
His husband looking at her confused.

She stood from her and his husbands  store abd went to the sextuplets.

The husband didn't bother stopping her 'cuz if she is angry she has to let it out. Bottling it up might cause her to feel lightheaded or faint.