Adika had never wanted the lavatory so much in her life.
She waddled through the near-empty theatre, ignoring the shrieks and screams coming from outside in the hall. She couldn't believe her mate had betrayed her again with the human floozies.
She roared with relief when she finally found the door to the women's bathroom and though it took several shoves to get her bloated body through the door, she finally pushed her way through. Inside, one of the stalls was taken.
She could hear the whimpers of a human woman accompanied by the occasional fart.
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" the woman shrieked.
Adika had a feeling that the woman would have run out of the bathroom with her panties around her ankles if it wasn't for what sounded like the bad case of constipation she had going on. Ugh. These women were so ridiculous with their need to expel bodily fluids.
As soon as Adika got rid of Ja'ha, she could have the babies she always wanted and take over this planet of morons.
She shoved open the door to the nearest cubicle and attempted to wedge herself inside. It was difficult but somehow she managed to aim her alien hole at the lavatory device. The woman in the next stall had begun crying hysterically, shrieking for her life.
If she does not shut her mouth, i will have to kill her to preserve my eardrums, she thought.
She bent over, aiming as best she could, and squeezed her inner muscles.
At first nothing happened.
Then, the entire cubicle exploded in a mess of green alien goo. Blood like pulped orange juice sprayed everywhere, splattering the floor and the ceiling. The stalls shook, the woman shrieked, and in the space of a second, all of the cubicles came crumbling down with the force of the alien explosion that erupted from Adika's hole.
The woman found herself exposed on the toilet but at least her constipation problem had been solved, judging by the plop plop noise.
Adika wrinkled her nose in disgust. Her insides sprung back into shape, Ja'ha's remains coalescing into tiny, green lifeforms.
"IT'S ALIVE!!!!" the woman shrieked.
Exhausted with her screaming, Adika picked up Ja'ha's discarded hook and slit the woman's throat. It was a terrible way to die, throat slit on a toilet seat with your privates exposed, but Adika wasn't feeling very merciful. Childbirth could do that to a woman, alien or not.
She went to pick up one of her gooey babies, but before she could grab it, it started to slink across the floor. Adika watched in horror as the gooey lifeforms surged onto the dead woman's body, covering her entirely in green goo until she was forced up off the toilet. Everything came together with a load groaning noise...
... and then there was Ja'ha, in all his tentacled glory (minus the hook), staring at her with lust in his eyes.
"THAT WAS THE BEST SEX I HAVE EVER HAD!" he roared in delight.
Adika frowned at him. "I thought i killed you. You were dead. I want my babies."
"I WANT TO HAVE SEX AGAIN!"
Adika's frown became a glare. "Absolutely not. Do you know how painful that was with your stupid hook? I bet it was like all those women who have sex with men with pierced tentacles of their own."
Ja'ha blanched. "Those women probably enjoy it. They are violent creatures."
"Whatever. I must find another male to mate with for children." Adika sniffed. "Clearly you are deficient."
She harrumphed and stormed off, leaving Ja'ha staring after her in perplexion.
He had less than a minute to realize that she intended to take off in the spaceship without him and by then, she was already gone. The Selindone thing on the floor was still scraping her way to the exit, a trail of blood and guts behind her.
"I will have sex with you."
Ja'ha swung around and found the woman that Adika had supposedly killed standing behind him. She was attached to him through one large tentacle, protruding from her chest, and her body was covered in a cocoon-like slime.
Ja'ha shrieked in fright.
"Do not be afraid!" she tried to say but it came out as a gurgle because her throat wound was still healing.
Ja'ha's fear spiked and he tried to run away from her, but she trailed behind him, humming under her breath. She looked quite content to be attached to him. He had just made it to the doors of the theatre when the woman grabbed the end of one of his tentacles.
Not again, he thought but it was already too late.
She was spreading her legs and through some weird manoeuvering, shoving his tentacle under her leg and into her vagina. She moaned in ecstasy as the tentacle entered her and Ja'ha shrieked in pain, fat tears rolling down his cheeks.
He realized in that moment that this was his fate now - forever tied to a ravenous human woman, destined to have his tentacles raped again and again.
And he would never, ever escape.
Or would he?
