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Incorrect Quotes

Ivy: Would you date me if you weren't gay?

Garroth: Who cares? I am.

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Zane: "Me and my brother are two years apart."
Travis: "Don't you two have the same birthday?"
Zane: "We would have if he didn't hang around in my mom's stomach for two extra days like a little bitch."

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Aphmau: "Why are you mad?"
Aaron: "You STABBED me."

{too soon lizzy too soon}

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Garroth: "Hold on, are you left handed or right handed?"
Laurance: "...I'm a soccer player."

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Zane: "What I do is I push emotions deep deep down until they turn into a mental illness."

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Zane: "I buy my tables pre-flipped so my enemies have nowhere to turn when I beat them."

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Michi: "It's a good day to be a hoe!" {I'm sorry}

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Vylad: "Life is like a coffee filter, only the good beans get through."

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Zane: "Maybe you should just be on time like a normal person."
Travis: "It's harder than it looks, Zane, I had to go get 6 redbulls before school today."

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Zane: "I don't know if I can handle this one without murder."

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Dante: "I don't want to go to work tomorrow."
Vylad: "Just... Walk south... And don't stop."

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Aaron (about aphmau):"I want her to look at me the way she looks at that churro."

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Garroth: "I wanna read a riddle!"
Laurance: "I don't think they're riddles..."
Garroth: "I wanna read a riddle!"
Laurance: "They're not-"
Garroth: "Riddle me this!: 'Lemon warning!'"
Laurance: "..."

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Garroth: "I don't think I'm a dog, but then again, do dogs think they're dogs?"

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Zane: "Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo."
Travis: "...I love you too."

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Travis: "How was your day?"
Dante: "I just ate enough corn dogs to fuel an army and make even the most accepting vegan cry."

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"Do you ever feel recyclable but know that you're straight trash?"

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Aaron to Aphmau: "Does your cat have their own Tinder or do you run one together?"

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Gene: "I used to be afraid of spiders until I realized I could fucking -WRECK- them in a Colosseum fight."

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Aph about Ivy in PDH: "Her face is almost as fake as my social life."

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Aph about Ivy in PDH: "Her eyebrows are as non existent as my father's love for me." {eeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE}

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