What the hell!?

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KD pulled out a gun faster than the eye could see. "Dont move or I shoot!!" She shouted. He was so scared. Surrounding him, was empty packets and cans of cooldrinks.

"What the hell are you doing here, Daniel!?" I furiously asked. He must have eaten all the food because there was literally not one full thing (exept him) in that boot.

"You know this guy??" KD asked.

"Yes, he is my....friend" I replied. The only reason I called him my friend was because I didnt want to hurt his feelings. "Get your ass out the boot" she told Daniel. Damn that girl has a feisty side.

"Sorry, but I wanted to know what was going on and I saw that you forgot to lock your boot so I jumped in....so technically...its your fault that I was there. So you should point that gun at yourself." He replied.

Since Daniel ate all the food, we went into Target to get more. We got 4 packets of 2 minute noodles, Mince Mate, Chicken strips, Doctor Pepper and a lot more. When we walked up to the cashier, she seemed very nice but then...

"That will be $128." She said in a manly voice.

Turns out, it actually was a man. That plastic surgeon really did miracles on his face. I would have never suspected that he was a male at all. When we were done paying, we went back into the car and tryed to decide what to do with Daniel.

"We could always kill him??" KD said

"What's wrong with you?? Do you just kill people like its The purge or something??" I commented

"Well, look who's talking...the one who drove over the mayor's daughter!!" She replied

"YOU DID WHAT???!!!" Daniel interrupted.

"STAY OUT OF THIS BITCH!!" KD and I shouted.

We ended up arguing for 3 hours straight. It was like watching two cats fighting over a mouse. Our mouths immediately zipped shut when a (real) police officer pulled up next to us. I wasn't sure if he heard us or not...but I'm pretty sure even China could hear our argument. Then the officer walked up to us and knocked on the window screen. His hands were the size of bear claws. I rolled down the window and said, "Good morning officer, how can we help you this fine morning??"

"I heard you guys shouting at each other so I was wonder if everything was alright?" He replied. I had to quikly think what to say that wouldn't get me into trouble.

"My wife and I were wondering where to take my brother, Daniel, because he came all the way from from Africa."

"But...he's....white" the officer said.

"WOW, we feel so offended, we are going to leave this instant because you are so rude." KD said

That couldn't have gone any worse. We drove for about 15 minutes in awkward silence until Daniel decided that he needed to pee. I swear that I was going to choke that fucking child.

"Why didn't you piss at Target??" KD asked

"Because I didnt need to go back then." He said

It was like driving with a Dog. An abnormally Big, white, smelly dog. I anyway needed to talk to KD alone so I'm glad he has the bladder of a pig. "Here, there's a Garage right here." I told KD while pointing into the distance. We pulled over, but there was no parking space so we had to park accross the street. Not the best place to park, but it's better than nothing.

"Can you just go to the bathroom before someone decides to shoot us and take all our stuff!" KD shouts. With that whole tantrum, I was sure that Daniel didn't need to go anymore.

"I will try and be quick" he replied.

Just after he left, KD started the car and drove away. "What are you doing??" I asked. "Don't distract the driver" she replied. I told her that she couldn't just leave him there but it didnt look like she gave a shit about what I said.

Even though the car was driving, I opened the car door and was prepared to jump out. "What the fuck are you doing??" KD asked. "I figured you needed me alive for this special project, dont you??" I replied. She furiously turned the car around and was headed back towards the garage station.

Thank goodness he wasn't finished before we came. We parked in the same place as we did before. An old lady approached us shortly after. She was wearing brown ankle boots, a grey long pants and top with a brown jersey. "Any money for me??" The lady asked.

"Do we look like a bank to you??" KD responded

"Whats wrong with you KD??, she only wanted some change for something small to eat!" I told her. "Here, have a half of my sandwich." I pulled out the sandwich we bought at Target and decided to rather give the whole thing to her instead. I wasn't going to eat it anyway.

"Thank you so much, may god bless you" she told me. It was good that I helped someone in need. It almost made me forget what I did to the mayor's daughter.

"Here, have this, to help your friend be a better person." She gave me a necklace with a purple diamond attached. It made me wonder if she was really a homeless. Ive never seen one with jewellery.

"Do you mind? We are in the middle of something" KD told her.

"That attitude will get you no where in life" that lady said and went away.

I could see that KD's face was redder than Rudolph on Christmas. I know that didn't make any sense but im going with it.

Finally, after his long hell of a shit, he walked towards the car from the garage. And then I got so nervous because Where the fuck are his shoes?? I could still remember one time I walked into his house and his shoes were off. Oh my WORD. It smelt worse than a dead girl's body.

"Hey guys, sorry I took so long, what did i miss?" Daniel asked. "Nothing...nothing at all" KD replied. If she wasn't gonna say anything than I will. "Where are your shoes?" I asked him. "I actually have no idea" he responded. The thought going through my mind was me driving over him with this car. "Just get in car Daniel, I have not time for this crap" KD said.

KD started the car and drove off, as if we were in a rush to get somewhere

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KD started the car and drove off, as if we were in a rush to get somewhere. "So where are we going, Adam?" Daniel asked me. I gave a stare at Daniel indicate that I didn't know either.

"My uncle's shop" she responded.

I asked what type of shop her uncle has, but she just drove in silence. I think she was still mad at me for making her go back for Daniel. So we just drove and drove for about 3 hours. When we finally got there, we didn't need KD to tell us anymore what type of shop it was.

We could see, just by standing outside.

"Can I just wait for you outside?" Daniel asked. "No...you chose to stay with us, so you are with us all the way." KD said. The worry in Daniel's eye was like when you take a pig to a butchery.

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