The Road

Once Upon A Pole

We all got out of the car and walked towards the shop. The music was so loud. I was so surprised that it didn't burst anyone's eardrums. "This isn't really a shop." Daniel pointed out to KD. "I know, but if I told you that this was a striper club, then would you have still came with me?" She asked.

I knew the answer to that question, because I knew that Daniel wasn't as dirty minded as me. We took our first steps into that club and everything was kayotick.

KD's Point of View

My uncle and I have history together. When I was only 14 years old, he sexually harassed me. I fell pregnant with his child. After I gave the news to him, he ran off and I never saw him again. I told my parents that I had sex with one of boys in my school. I had to give the baby up for adoption. I didn't even know if it was a boy or a girl. Luckily, I recently found out that he was running a strip club here.

"What are we doing here exactly?" Daniel asked.

"I can name a number of things that we could do" Adam replied. "We are looking for someone named Steven" I told them.

We walked in and sat by the bar. I told them to stay there and wait for me. I went up the stairs and infront of me, was a door labeled "Manager's office."

I went inside and saw a fat man dressed like a cowboy with cigarette in his mouth. I knew that moment, that it was him. "Can I help you?" He asked. I don't think that he remembered me at the stage.

"Yeah, I have something in my car that you ordered." I said. He seemed to buy the story. I wondered if he actually even ordered anything.

As soon as he was about to open the office door, I grabbed the nearest and most heaviest object and hit him on the back of his head. He fell faster than a cannonball in the middle of the sea.

I looked around for thinks that he might have, that I am looking for.

I found rope and decided to tie him up against his chair behind his desk. When he regained consciousness, I looked him straight in the eye and demanded that he gives me what I came here for.

"What?...what in barbarians are you talking about?" He replied

I knew that he was in no state of mind to answer any of my questions. So I went to the next room to get the sharpest knife I could find and when I returned, he was fast asleep already. That should have made my job a lot easier.

Adam's Point of View

After half an hour of waiting, KD finally came back, with a brown bag that was leaking a red liquid. I just decided not ask. I didn't want to even imagine what could be in there.

"Now can we just leave this place?" Daniel asked.

"Why?...First time being turned on?" KD asked. I started laughing and Daniel just gave me a stare. Like the one that your mother gives to you when you have an argument with her. THE DEATH STARE.

"Adam, I need you to keep this bag while Daniel and I head over to the photocopy room." She told me. What type of striper club has a photocopy room? The manager probrably wants people to lie down on the photocopier (naked) and make photocopies for memories or something.

I didn't know why KD took Daniel, even though I'm the one that she actually kidnapped for this mission or assignment...whatever it is.

I looked at the guy sitting next to me. I couldn't see his face because of the newspaper he was reading. It completely blocked his face. On the the Front Cover, it reads:

Mayor's Daughter's Dead Discovery
By Nikita Robertson

I just had to get out of there. They didn't have any suspects yet, but I knew that the police would eventually find something leading towards me. I headed over to the photocopy room to check how long until they were do.

I opened the door and just saw KD and Daniel were on top of each other...kissing

I just saw Daniel's HUGE tongue and I needed to wash my eyes...with Omo. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I shouted.
"Daniel and I were just getting to know each other a bit" KD replied.

"What is that smell?" I shouted.

"#Weed" Daniel replied. I shut the door and stormed out of there. Daniel and KD were too high to do anything at that moment. I got in the car and tried to hot-wire KD's car.

There was no success. I'm not a secret government agent. So I just sat there and waited for 3 hours in that car.

I didn't know why I was angry but something told me that It wasnt because of the newspaper report. Eventually, KD and Daniel came out and got back in the car. It was silent again. No one said a word. We just sat there.

KD started the car and we drove off.

"So..does anyone wanna talk about what just happened?" I asked. But no one said anything. "Hello?" I asked. "It was a mistake that will never happen again. We didn't mean to do anything!" KD shouted. "So...then why did you guys do it?" I asked.