Vanoss' POV
"Dodge and weave motherfucker! Dodge and weave!"
"Delirious! To your left!" Delirious turned and blocked Angels' attack. He turned to me with I'm pretty sure a cocky grin.
"Thanks Vanoss," he said before pushing her away. As a CreepyPasta, his training is a lot more difficult than a proxies. Though I feel bad for him, I'm glad that I don't have to have his training. Part of his tests require him to fight off multiple people at once! I can barely deal with one.
"Way to go, pal. At this rate, you'll become almost invincible," Jackson complimented. I gave a thumbs up from the roof. Delirious was taking his test in the back yard that rarely gets used so the audience is sitting on the roof since there are no bleachers. So far, he's taken down Bloody Painter, Smile Dog, Jeff, Jane, and he just knocked Judge Angels out. He still has quite a few people to go though. Glitchy Red is gonna be the hardest if not impossible. Even so, I'll still cheer him on.
Mini's POV
I yawned. Last night I stayed up til 4am playing games with Scotty, Panda and Smitty. Probably not a good idea since today I have an appointment with the ophthalmologist at 7. I wonder how the others are doing in the CP world. I checked the clock. 6:31am. A small peek wouldn't hurt, would it? Yes, Craig, it would. By the time I step in and out I'd have missed my appointment. I'll check it out after.
~~~1 hour later~~~
Well that's weird. My eyesight seems to be getting better. In fact, I only need my glasses to read. This is surprising information for me because I've worn glasses since I was six. I'm an adult now. Maybe it's an effect from being in the other dimension for so long. Yeah, that's it.
I peered over my shoulders before walking towards the woods. Don't want any human to follow me in and witness me open the portal. Things wouldn't end well.
As soon as I stepped in front of the mansion, a red dog came running up to me. It didn't even give me time to react before it pushed me on my back and pinned me down. It's red eyes glared into mine. It opened it's mouth and--
Vanoss' POV
I heard a loud bark and a yelp. I quickly stood up and walked higher up the roof to give me full view of the front. My eyes went wide before I let out a snort.
"P-please! Smile! S-stop!" Mini said in between laughs. Smile was licking his face over and over again, clearly excited to see his new favorite. Yes, Mini is Smile's new favorite person. Jeff is really jealous since he used to be the favorite, but things changed.
"It feels like you've been gone forever!" Smile said, finally getting off of Mini. Mini stood up and adjusted his glasses--or at least tried to. I think his glasses must have fallen off somewhere.
"Oh come one. I'm the one who was gone for a while because of some stuff I had to get fixed. Here it's been what? One day?"
"12 hours," I yelled down to him. He looked up and looked at Smile.
"See? You don't have to worry my friend." I chuckled and turned back to Delirious. He's at the boss now. Glitchy Red. I noticed that Angels and Clockwork were betting who would win. Those two literally bet on everything. I don't know who will win this one. Delirious is skilled, but Red is, well, glitchy.
Mini's POV
After dealing with Smile, I walked inside. BEN, as per usual, playing video games with Jeff and Zero, Sally and Lazari playing with their toys, EJ eating a kidney on the couch watching the three gamers, and Masky and Hoodie were eating cheesecake behind the couch. I swear those two act like a couple instead of brothers sometimes. I rolled my eyes and went upstairs to Tyler's room. I knocked but found the room empty. Maybe he's not back from his parents' yet.
I decided to head back to the kitchen for a snack. I mean, I woke up this morning with no food and I'm pretty sure the mansion already ate breakfast. Since I looked down at my phone which was blowing up with twitter notifications, I payed no attention to anyone in front of me until I bumped into someone and fell. I looked in front of me and quickly regretted not paying attention. I quickly stood up and held my hand out for her to grab.
"Watch where you're going next time. Don't wanna created injuries before war." When she noticed who I was, she growled. "Oh, it's you. The gay fag."
"Listen, Ann, I didn't mean to--"
"Shut it. I don't want to listen to a gay. I seriously thought that my trio was bad enough but you and your friends are polluting this mansion."
"Nurse Ann, I'm sor--"
"I said shut it!" She lifted her chainsaw up at me. I didn't even realize it was on until now. "I should just reduce this mansion of one wrong right now." I fell backwards and held my arms up as she raised her weapon higher.
"Stop!" A knife whipped by Ann's hair before another hit her right arm and left thigh. She stumbled back and lowered her chainsaw. I looked up to see my savior. Based on that cartoonish voice, I know who already.
"Leave him alone, Ann."
She glanced at Tyler as he crouched beside me and my shaking figure. Since when was I shaking?
"If it isn't for the boyfriend, Wild Fang. You are lucky I didn't kill you, Inim." With that, she turned on her heel and stormed down the hall.
"Did she do anything to you," Tyler asked worriedly. I shook my head. It's not the first time we've had a confrontation with Ann, but this one has been the most violent by far. "Are you sure?"
"Yes, Tyler. I was just walking and bumped into her before she started. Nothing happened. You came before it was too late. Thank you." I hugged him tight. Even though I don't want to die, I can't imagine the pain my boyfriend would feel if Ann did kill me. But how about what I would feel if Ann killed him? I don't want to think about it. Especially with the whole war thing pending.
"You can let go of me now Inim," Tyler said. Oops, guess I got lost in my thoughts. I've been doing that a lot lately. "Uhh, Inim?"
I quickly realized that I was hugging him even tighter and let go of him. "Sorry, I got lost in thought. At least I don't feel hungry anymore! Heh," he gave me a weird look before he grabbed my hand and dragged me to the roof to watch Del train.
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Sorry the updates are so slow, now that it's Summer sillyinsaneme 's parents have been giving her so many chores to where we don't have time to write. We have up to chapter 5 done though so we should put a bit more often.
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