Crazy answers

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I have got an assignments to complete with in a week but actually I don't know what I am really supposed to do 😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨 I just can't blame anyone but my stupid brain which doesnot stays at same place 😂😂😂😂 which have invisible wings which fly every min 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕 I can't help but laugh at my crazy habit you know

And now I just need to get ready to get shot which will be shotted by My Manager to my head 😩😩😩😩
Just great Great you don't have any excuses you know this is what you get for not concentrating while working and let me remind you girl this is your 8th job for god shake girl u need to grow up with your habit but no u are still same
I LOVE MYSELF 😎😎😎😎😎
Will you shut up loving urself will not help you girl to live 😤😤😤😤😤😤
I got dragged to reality when the door slammed and I realised I was chewing my pen take the hell out of it my goodness what I am going to do with my self in this life I can't 😴😴😴😴😴

Manager : Good morning

What's good in this morning 😩😩😩

Me: "Good morning Man" I shut my mouth after realising what I just said as he was raising his eyebrows to me and I nodded my head with sorry eyes well will he sue me for being this kind of stupid please god please take my spirit away make me invisible

Manager : "Well have you finish your work? " watching me with suspicious eyes

This is exactly the situation when I really hate to face my teacher after one month of winter vacation with my incomplete homework

Me : "Awww. ...... well tt that ... I mean I was about to complete but- " I was in horror when i was interrupted with his angry voice I am scared to death like I am going to be dead soon

Manager : "but what ?"

Me: "I haven't done and I am sorry for my silly behaviour. ..."

Manager :" will that sorry work now we got deadlines for tomorrow and you came with now but this" showing my rough papers and flying over my face and this is going to much I tell you nobody have thrown anything in my face I am feeling humiliated now but I was just pissed off what he said next "you are my pieces of shit you know and I can't get you out right away "

Now he got me there ..... It will be hard for people who get my answers you know 😤😤😤😤😤 stop right there if you don't want to dragged out by the guard and get a hold to your thoughts and I took a deep breath

Me : "Are you a goat?" He looked surprised and answered

Manager:" what?"

Me: "how do you know your shit are in form of pieces well to my knowledge I only know goats shits are in pieces "

Manager : "Are you crazy?"

Yes I am crazy as hell and u are getting that piece of hell now

Me : " No..... I mean it's ok people are born different so you are I can understand " I patted his shoulder and took my bag pack and run from that place before I get killed by him he was yelling as hell

Manager : "YOU ARE FIRED "

Me : shouting at him "well I love fire you know bts it's their song I love them " 😂😂😂😉😉😉😉😉😉😂😂😂

Manager : ARRRGHHHHH

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