AOT characters react to ships

Reiner x Eren

Me: hehehe

Alex : well uhhh... i have nothing to say

Mario-kun: nuuu eren belongs to levi

Nataila: no he belongs to mikasa

Eren: ummm....uhhhh

Me: shut up guys your puting pressure on the poor boy

Jj: stop shipping

Me: ......

Everyone: ?

Me:No

Levi: i don't approve of this

Mikasa:me either...... midget

Levi: 30 laps now

Mikasa: fine *leaves*

Jean: *neigh*

Marco:this is a ship

Me: somehow i feel like if everyone was gay this would be the least hated ship

Mario-kun: most hated ship Nile x Erwin

Me: agreed

Erwin: wait what?

Me: wait how come we're talking about Nile x Erwin when we're supposed to be talking Reiner x Eren

Andrew-senpai: ehh

Me: well Reiner is the armor titan *spoiler alert for Zoey*

Eren: hmm i don't know i kinda hate the ship

Nataila: no eren love mikasa

Me: why did i let you join the book nataila

Nataila: cause you love me

Me: heheh i guess(not really)

Krista: well this ship is kinda cute

Me:oh dear lord somebody get the children out

Akex: wouldn't that mean we have to le-

Me: when i mean children i mean Eren & Krista and maybe Armin

Armin: i heard that

Me: plz you couldn't hurt me even if you tried coconut

Leo: shut up lauren

Me: shut up demon

Jj: 0.0

Me: what?

Jj: not you just that

Me: what *turns around and sees Levi and Reiner tugging on Eren*

Me: ehhh he'll be fine

Jj: you sure

Me: i'm sure

Hange: *takes pictures of this*

Me: whose phone you using hange

Hange: yours

Me.......

Hange:........

Me:...........

Hange:..... ummm.....

Me:......run.....

Hange: you don't scare me

Me: bitch don't try me give my phone if you don't i'll make sure there is no Jean x Marco in here

Hange: ok i'll give it back just plz leave Jean and Marco out of this *gives phone back*

Me: thank you hange

Reiner: *tugging on Eren's left arm* shorty just let him go he's mine

Levi: *tugging on Eren's right arm* bitch he's mine back off

Eren: save me * gives puppy eyes*

Me: god damnit eren i'm coming

Farlan: me too * their both so dead for doing this to Eren he is MINE*

Me: * bangs levi and reiner's heads together* STOP DOING THIS TO MY POOR BABY

Levi&Reiner: yas ma'am

Farlan: * hugs eren and gives them death glares* mine bitches

Eren: *buries face into farlan's chest*

Me: anyways bye guys hope you enjoyed this part comment and vote and we'll see you all next time bye

Everyone: bye

Lauren out~