Did you hear about the silkworms who had a race?
It ended in a tie.
"Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink tea"
"Have you tried taking the spoon out?"
What do you call a man who floats?
Bob.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, black?
A zebra caught in a revolving door.
If you throw a cat out of a car does it become kitty litter?
How do you sink a submarine?
Tell a diver to knock on the door.
