Bloopers (random shit)

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What I wanted the encounter of Aurelion to be.

We both screamed, and the Being turned around and slammed into the wall. I couldn't help but feel sorry. The Being mumbled, "HoW yA dOiN CuTiE?" ..... Y'know I don't really for sorry for it anymore, so I grabbed its hair and I tossed it out of the bathroom. The Being slowly said, "If you're this rough now.... I'd hate to see you rough in bed."

My last fucking nerve snapped and I started beating the Being with my vines, "GET SHIT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!" It felt good to scream. While I was having the time of my life beating him, I didn't notice my mom opening the door, "Venus I got so-" She stopped mid-sentence looking back at me and the Being. "I took too many pills again...", she said rubbing her eyes. The Being whispered to me as I stared at my mom, "Hey... wanna play with my vine too?" I looked at the Being and thought, for fucks sake.


So obviously it was more dirty than the original, but I had to keep the original PG..... for now.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH -ahem- Anyways, here's another blooper that has no connection to the story whatsoever

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Last Night

"Oi Aurelion hurry the fuck up and get your energy.", Aurelion was as grumpy as ever, " I didn't get enough sleep last night because of you." he said rubbing his eyes. " Well I'm sore from the hip down because of a certain somebody.", I remarked. "You had too much energy, so you can only blame yourself for making me get carried away.", he said smirking. The fucking bastard, " If you weren't so rough maybe, just fucking maybe you wouldn't be too tired." Aurelion took the energy from my hands, " You tempted me to do it... go blame yourself for last night..."

What happened last night

"Hey, hey Aurelion... wake up lets watch some YouTube, (remember: no connection to the story.) lets watch some Jacksepticeye. Aurelion looked at me and groaned, "I'm too fucking tired... go to sleep." Hmph. I'm not going down without a fight. I started jumping on him to wake him up, "LETS WATCH JACKSEPTICEYE!!!!!!!!!!" Aurelion snapped his eyes opened and grabbed me by the head, "I'll only watch Markiplier." Traitor! "What're you talking about Jacksepticeye is the best! Comply to my facts, or else face the wrath of MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" I started running towards Aurelion, he jumped up from bed and started running away, "Venus, don't make me do something I'll regret!" I kept on rampaging towards him. When I was close enough, he sunk into a shadow and moved behind me and grabbed my waist, in which he then tossed me into a wall. That shit hurt my ass and down. I started complaining and yelling, "YOU TRAITOR!!!!!!! I OUGHTA STRANGLE YO-", "Fine let's watch Jacksepticeye if it'll shut you up." After we binged-watch him play Little Nightmares and Resident Evil 7, Aurelion was beyond tired. He fell asleep right after the Resident Evil finale. Well we'll watch Markiplier next time.

I shall update later tonight, 8-10 PM?

Aurelion's P.O.V coming soon to a Wattpad near you.





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