Rule 2

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Morgans are very sensitive. So if the first tip is not making a difference try this!!!

Morgans are very sensitive creatures. They want friends, so they will cling on to you like a leech! They are slimy  blood suckers!!!!! Do you have to get them where it hurts most of them most. The heart... Dun Dun Duuunnnnnnn! You have to pretend to be BFFS, but you are actually without them knowing MHF (Morgan Hater Friend) When they start to trust you, you have to throw them under a bus, stab them in the back, etc. You have to start spreading bad rumors about them and calling them stinky and smelly to their face.

That is another way to get rid of your Morgan. If this doesn't work there is another route...

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