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Unknown number:
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

###-###-####:
Wtf...
Do I even know you?

Unknown number:
Not a chance
Bye now

###-###-####:
Wait
Before you go
How did you get my number?

Unknown number:
Random pressing
Goodbye random person

###-###-####:
Okay...
Bye then

###-###-####:
Are you still there?
Im bored...
Hello..

Unknown number:
I'm kind of multitasking but I guess we can talk if that's what you want
Just don't get pissed if I don't reply quickly

###-###-#### has changed contact name "Unknown number" to "Stranger ❌"

###-###-####:
Sure
What has got you so busy anyway?

Stranger ❌:
My friends and I are playing truth or dare during our breaks
Sorry for the crappy pick-up line btw
That was one of my dares

###-###-####:
That kind of explains a lot
Anyone chickened out yet?

Stranger ❌:
That's refusing a truth or dare, right?

###-###-####:
Yeah

Stranger❌:
No, we mostly just play it safe if we think we'd get a weird dare

I wasn't expecting the dare I got but it's whatever now

###-###-####:
...do you regret it?
I can leave you alone if you want
Just say the words and I'm gone
Cross my heart, I swear

Stranger ❌:
Chill
I'm just awkward, hence why I left pretty quickly earlier

Stranger ❌ has changed contact name "###-###-####" to "Bored Randomer"

Bored Randomer:
Have you added me? If so, did you give me an emoji?
It's important, I need to know
Your lack of answer makes me think you didn't
I see how it is

Stranger ❌ has changed contact name "Bored Randomer " to "Bored Randomer✌"

Stranger ❌:
Fine. I added one
Happy now?
I hope so because I'm not changing it

Bored Randomer ✌:
I'll stop, for now.
I have to go or I'll never be up in time for work in the morning

Stranger ❌:
Before you go
What is your name?

Bored Randomer ✌:
I'll answer if you do

Stranger ❌:
Fine then
My name is Matt

Bored Randomer ✌:
Lame
Lol

Stranger ❌:
Hey!
Don't be mean

Bored Randomer ✌:
Whatever you say, bro

Bored Randomer ✌ has changed contact name "Stranger ❌" to "Matty-ew 😷"

Matty-ew 😷:
Your turn
And you better not have changed my contact name to something mean

Bored Randomer ✌:
Sure, Jan
And my name is Kylan (it's a weird name, I know)
Now let me sleep so I can go and earn some money tomorrow without falling asleep on the job

Matty-ew 😷 has changed contact "Bored Randomer ✌" to "Kylan 👎"

Matty-ew 😷:
Sleep is for the weak

Kylan 👎:
Yeah, well, I'm weak then
And desperate for this project to work out
Now let me sleep, you hoe

Matty-ew 😷:
Rude.
What did I ever do to you?
You know what, fine
Goodnight Kylan
...and you're already gone anyway
*sigh*

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