A pair of watery, ocean blue eyes stared up at Kevin, who lightly poked the tiny infant's nose, causing him to shriek,
"Double-Dweeb! What the hell!?!"
The infant's eyes grew wide again, his lower lip wobbling, then letting out an earsplitting cry,
"Ok! Ok! Calm down dweeb! Do I... Do I pick you up? Or... Is that gonna make you scream more?"
Kevin questioned, then slapped his forehead,
"Ugh!!! You can't answer that... Can you?!"
Kevin grumbled under his breath as infant Edd continued his earsplitting shrieks, and attempted to pick him up.
Edd let out a little coo, and his tears almost immediately stopped and turned into soft sniffles, cuddling against Kevin's shoulder for warmth.
The infant shivered against Kevin's body, so the ginger slightly moved him under his jacket.
Edd cooed in response and let out a tiny yawn, making Kevin smile a little,
"You were sure tiny as a baby... And had a lot of hair..."
Kevin muttered, lightly running a finger through the infant's soft, raven colored hair, causing him to whine a bit and kick his little feet at the ginger,
"Didn't like your hair touched as a baby either, hmm?"
Kevin asked, chuckling softly, and moving his finger to caress Edd's tiny, rosey cheeks.
He seemed to like the gentle contact to his cheek, and kept trying to turn his head to suck on the ginger's finger,
"Edd... Gross! My finger isn't- Oh! You must be hungry... Ummm... I don't know what to give-"
"Shovel-Chin! What are you doing in Sockhead's garage!?!"
Eddy yelled as he made his way across the street, Ed following close behind, exclaiming soon after,
"Aw! Kevin is holding a teeny weeny Double-D!"
Kevin's mouth fell open in shock, and stammered out,
"I-I-I can explain dorks!"
Eddy only scowled and rolled his eyes,
"What's with the squirt anyway! Some class project or another?!"
Eddy roughly poked the infant's hip, and jumped backwards when it shrieked angrily,
"Oooook... The baby is real. Why do you have a baby...? That looks awfully a lot like Sockhead's baby pictures..."
Eddy glared at Kevin, who was trying to calm the infant, whose screams only seemed to get louder by the second.
Eddy covered his ears, exclaiming,
"Make it shut up will ya!?!!"
Kevin frowned and glared at the shortest Ed, yelling,
"YOU were the one that poked him! You probably scared him!"
Eddy growled,
"Not my problem! Your baby!"
Kevin's eyes widened for a fraction of a second, and yelled back,
"Not my baby! It's Edd- Shit! Why did I say that!?!!"
Eddy laughed loudly,
"Ha-Ha! Very funny Shovel-Chin!"
Ed just tilted his head and looked at the shrieking infant,
"But Eddy! It does look lots like the Double-D we know! It could be him! It could, it could!"
Kevin growled under his breath,
"Would you morons just help me find something for him to eat! He's probably cranky cause his stomach is empty. He tried to eat my finger earlier...!"
Eddy just laughed,
"I have no idea what babies eat! Get him a bottle of water or something. I don't know!"
Kevin wanted to punch Eddy, but simply walked into Edd's house, holding him close, and venturing into the kitchen.
Once he found the fridge, he searched for a water bottle, uncapped it with his teeth and attempted at cradling the tiny infant.
Edd's cries softened a bit, looking up at Kevin, expecting food soon with the position he was in.
Kevin tipped the water bottle towards the infant's mouth, causing a bit of water to splash on his tiny face, and make him kick wildly to the point that the ginger nearly dropped him,
"Geez Edd! Ok! You don't like the water!"
The infant's shrieks started to build up again, and Kevin groaned,
"I don't have a baby bottle Edd! Please!!! Stop cry-"
It was Kevin's turn to shriek when he suddenly felt his jacket sleeve begin to dampen.
