Hallo... My name is Lami Pot.. ermm Now My story is very strange ay will tew yah dat! umm hehehe yeah i'm sorry if ay freak ya out bout whut i've done with my life but... ay think it went for the better... My story begins when ay turned 14... It was just another rainy afternoon and ay went walking in the park to meet up with my boyfriend Jayden who ay haven't told my fatha' about yet... and ay fink et was bout time ay told him bout Jayden... YEP i'm so gonna be dead... well ay don't fink my mum Noodle will care... My mum is realleh sweet..unless yew piss her off of course.. you gonna get some butt whooping there... anyways.. ay finally saw Jayden waiting for me at the bench we always sat at and ay walked over to him and sat down and sighed... "Jayden...?" ay asked "Yes, Lami???" Jayden replied "Can ya come ova' to mah house tonight, so ya kno, ay could introduce yew tew mah dad...?" "Grammar please!" Jayden laughed. "AY CAN"T HALP ET! Mah british accent tew strong!" Of course, Ay had tew laugh with because ay sound like a duck! After we talked and kissed n all that dating stuff we walked home quickly before we caught colds from the freezing rain. When we arrived home ay hid Jayden behind my back a bit and slowly walked up tew my dad... "Fatha...? umm there's someone ay would like yah tew meet..." Ay slowly moved away from Jayden and my dad just stared for a moment and finally said "Who the hell is this?! >_ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (IGNORE THIS EXTRA UPLOADED STORY PLEASE GO BACK TO MY PAGE AND HIT THE ONE WITH MORE OF THE DETAILS BOUT WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT.... THANKYOU)
