Pick up lines

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Stan:

I'm not a hoarder, but i want to keep you forever.

Kyle:

Should i call you Google? Because you're everything i'm searching for.

Cartman:

Is your body from McDonald's? Because i'm loving it.

Kenny:

Girl, do you have a shovel in you're back pocket? Cause i'm digging that ass!

Craig:

Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken and you can be the box i come in ;)

Tweek:

Do you have a name or can i call you mine?

Token:

Are you a camera? Because every time i look at you i smile.

Clyde:

You're on my list of things to do tonight.

Butters:

You're so cute its distracting.

Jimmy:

Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angle to me!

Ike:

I know someone who likes you! If i weren't so shy i'd tell you who.

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