101 fun things to do at wal-mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them1
and stranding them at strategic locations.2
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.3
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals4
throughout the day.5
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get6
to join in.7
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the8
spray air fresheners.9
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.10
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.11
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.12
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,13
especially thin narrow aisles.14
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I15
think we've got a Code 3 in House wares," and see what16
happens.17
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off18
and turn the volumes to "10".19
12. Play with the automatic doors.20
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen21
you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid22
embarrassment.23
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask24
yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk,25
anyway?"26
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.27
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're28
taking it for a "test drive."29
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about30
five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the31
department.32
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store33
as your playing field.34
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look35
mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"36
20. Put M&M's on layaway.37
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.38
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll39
only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.40
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from41
the other aisles.42
24. Play volleyball using the shelves as the net. Try to get other customers to join in.43
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around44
saying,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"45
