ANON. ❪ KTH + ??? ❫

thirty-one

YOONGS:
TAEHYUNG

YOU:
YES

YOONGS:
LETS PLAY A GAME

YOU:
OK

YOONGS:
IM GONNA STATE THREE FACTS ABOUT MYSELF, TWO TRUE AND ONE FALSE

YOONGS:
YOU FIND OUT WHICH ONE IS FALSE

YOU:
OKAY

YOONGS:
O K A Y

YOONGS:
I WANT UR EYEBROWS

YOONGS:
I GO TO UR SCHOOL

YOONGS:
AND

YOONGS:
I HAVE THREE PET BADGERS

YOU:
NO. 3 IS FALSE

YOU:
BC

YOU:
NOW

YOU:
U

YOU:
ONLY

YOU:
HAVE

YOU:
T W O

YOONGS:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU:
(though technically u going to my school is also false bc)

YOONGS:
(shut up)

YOONGS:
IM LITERALLY SO HAPPY RN?????? LIKE???? I COULD WRITE A RAP ABOUT HOW HAPPY I AM (and it would actually be good *coughs softly*)

YOU:
was that a diss,, to my rapping skills

YOONGS:
lol yea

YOU:
.. ok but

YOU:
did u want to get rid of bob that bad smh

YOONGS:
n O

YOONGS:
IVE JUST BEEN SO STRESSED OUT ABOUT FINDING HIM A NEW HOME AND NOW THAT I KNOW THAT HES WITH MY BEST FRIEND IM JUST IM SO RELIEVED TAEHYUNG

YOONGS:
honestly tho, im surprised ur parents are chill with it lol

YOONGS:
like maisy daisy n bob were these lil baby orphaned badgers when i saw them first and i fell in LOVE but obviously taking care of badgers isnt easy yk?? like my mom's a garden freak and the thought of them digging up the whole place had her hesitant for the longest time

YOONGS:
but ofc she eventually succumbed to their big brown eyes 

YOONGS:
¿¿ hellooo

YOU:
yoongi

YOU:
this literally just hit me wtf but

YOU:
but

YOU:
i havent asked them yet