Kidnapped by One Direction

So here I was locked up in a basement and tied up to a chair .. Wait let me tell you from the begining ....

So I was walking back home from work it was really dark and let me tell you I am really scared of the dark because allot of bad things happen in the dark anyway ... After a while I saw a black van behind me and in a matter of seconds I was tied up at the back of the van  with a blindfold on my eyes

and well here I am ....